No, no, no, no, no. Today I’m self-identifying as a spastic, neurotic, self-abuser with just a touch of pedophilia, thinking that I’ll quit my job and live off peddling drugs that I’ll steal from CVS. However, AOC said That Job was already taken. There may be an opening after the midterms. So, in the meantime I’m going to try for workman’s comp
There was a princess potato who wanted to marry the TV news man. Her dad the King potato refused to let her because she was a royal potato and he was just a common tator…
pearlsbs over 2 years ago
He just put his eyes on last.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
on the other hand, it is on your head!
Herd of Turtles over 2 years ago
They must be the engineers working on the new spudnik.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
There are more placement options with a real potato.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
No, no, no, no, no. Today I’m self-identifying as a spastic, neurotic, self-abuser with just a touch of pedophilia, thinking that I’ll quit my job and live off peddling drugs that I’ll steal from CVS. However, AOC said That Job was already taken. There may be an opening after the midterms. So, in the meantime I’m going to try for workman’s comp
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
- Why ya askin’?
- Picasso ya look so weird
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Remember what the spud dude said:
“Heed your head. Heed your head. Heed your head”
iggyman over 2 years ago
Must have been a Monday!
Gent over 2 years ago
A Common Tator and his pal making a cameo again.
Bilan over 2 years ago
How could Hal put his arms on in the wrong place? How could he even put his arms on?
W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛ over 2 years ago
High five!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
looks like hal went out and got fried again last night…
kgs over 2 years ago
There was a princess potato who wanted to marry the TV news man. Her dad the King potato refused to let her because she was a royal potato and he was just a common tator…
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s always dark where potatoes live.
jel354 over 2 years ago
None of those multiple eyes have good night vision.
Jon Schutter over 2 years ago
the french fry is kind ominous
joe piglet Premium Member over 2 years ago
The girl friend is trying to be “a peeling” in the picture.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Perhaps Hal’s last name is Picasso.
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Potato Love songs: “I only have eyes for youuuuuu…..”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
He looks like he ran into a spud-mobile…
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
No, that’s not it. My wife got a new food processor and I got too close…
pauljmsn over 2 years ago
Maybe he should get up later. 7:00 is too early. I’d suggest getting a potato clock.
(Read it out loud…)
P51Strega over 2 years ago
He’s just a common tater on his coworker’s appearance.
paranormal over 2 years ago
He’ll have to stand up to talk…
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
He had a terrible time putting on his face.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
My wife hates it when I awaken our young dormant buds or eyes.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
Just trying to get a leg up.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wake and bake often leads to odd fashion choices not to mention poor nutrition for breakfast.
Herd of Turtles over 2 years ago
I think it was Lewis Grizzard wrote a book Don’t Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters got Eyes. Nothing about this just potato humor.
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
I dont find that statement amusing, Dave
MissyTiger over 2 years ago
“no, I’m just feeling the effects from getting smashed last night”
RWill over 2 years ago
“Nope. I was in the mood for a Picasso. Here’s your sign.”
Meranda over 2 years ago
The french fry is . . . odd. Would it be a poster or character for a horror movie?