Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2021

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    Or you could go to the bar and order their temporary Alzheimer’s cocktail.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    It’s just theater. Which makes me sad…

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    wallylm  over 2 years ago

    Eternal Sunshine of the Plausible Deniability Mind

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Orange hair tinting optional

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I do not recall.

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    Can't Sleep  over 2 years ago

    To make them forget what they know, or to forget what a subpoena means?

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    Do you believe that when someone invokes the fifth they’re making a full confession?

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    cgale42  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of Sherman Adams in Eisenhower’s administration.

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    einarbt  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t realize they needed help forgetting.

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    jessie d. Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If only the American people could forget if just for the holidays, the GOP crimes against America. Trump will ruin another Christmas again, some how, you just wait and see; Skullduggery is the right-wing specialty excepting for a few sentences now being handed down by astute judges as a special gift for the the good old U.S.of A.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    It’s amazing how people who constantly stated, “I have no recollection of that, Senator,” can make millions selling their memoires.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    Or, “How to make Jan. 6 last four years.”

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    Out of the Past  over 2 years ago

    Why do they even have those things

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    kartis  over 2 years ago

    I don’t remember, I don’t recall/ I got no memory of anything at all/ I don’t remember, I don’t recall/ I got no memory of anything, anything at all

    (Phil Collins, I Don’t Remember)

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Oldie but still on the mark

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    Lenavid  over 2 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS! GOVERNMENT FINDS GOVERNMENT “NOT GUILTY” ON ALL COUNTS!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ha! If it’s not in writing, I didn’t say it.

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    ctb11365  over 2 years ago

    Reagan taught the elephants that trick and they’ve never forgotten

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    We Can Remember It for You Wholesale

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    I’ll take the Fifth! … After that, I’ll be too drunk to remember anything!

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So much easier (although it caught up to him) when the president could erase 18-1/2 minutes of tape to stonewall an investigation.

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    zwilnik64  over 2 years ago

    “I was out of the loop.”

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    cmxx  over 2 years ago

    “What they can’t hear they can’t use as evidence.” —Mumbles Bailey, character, “The Jack Benny Program”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Joe Biden approves this… this… this… ummmm… it’ll come to me. Ummmm…. what? Never mind. My handlers told me I’m not allowed to talk about that. Thanks, Barak.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Have they also done General Memory Scrambling procedures?

    Is that how the Big Guy might actually not remember?

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    jconnors3954  over 2 years ago

    Just take the fifth and move on

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    It works on a mass scale too

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    Sounds so true.

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    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    Evidently, or anymore folks just plead the fifth.

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    admiree2  over 2 years ago

    Looking forward to the day that the Fat Orange Clown is on the stand and starts talking about how he is the smartest president ever who has accomplished more than any other president in U.S. history. He may get more laughs than he got at the UN especially if he mentions bright light insertions, bleach cocktails and a sprinkling of cofefees.

    Of course the sane minds in Congress have to get this done soon. The GOPQ only has to get a few more pieces in place before they steal elections en masse without any resistance.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    The idiots posted their rioting all over social media with photos of them breaking in. That is enough proof. Morons!

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    “Who are you again, senator? If I could only remember the alphabet I could just read your name card!”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I looked in that eye … what was this about?

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    On the advice of counsel I am invoking my fifth amendment right…

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    Are we supposed to believe by this that when the politicians say they can’t remember they want to be telling the truth? I know comics are frequently implausible but come on!

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    That hypnotist could make a fortune if he/she has a hidden recorder.

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    sufamelico  over 2 years ago

    @CORNELIUS, Yeah! that worked pretty good for Saint Ronnie! That old bastard that started to tax our pensions money

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    Lots of politicians in Australia would like that to occur among our voters, too.

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    It’s absolutely Amazing how many Politicians are 100% Unqualified for any job anyone can think of.

    So Stupid all their underwear has the instructions: “Brown in Back, Yellow in Front”.

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