Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 02, 2021

Calvin should know that Hobbes is a pescatarian.

They’re also high in calories.

Tell Hobbes that he comes with a side of tuna

And it is the bad cholesterol.

Hobbes could learn this from Garfield: "Diet is “Die” with a “T”!

Not to mention that Moe is very sour.

That’s not fat, it’s muscle!

Besides, Moe isn’t kosher. Or halal.

Calvin, Hobbes failed you and us (i.e. all right-thinking people) when you wanted him to shred Susie. Why do you think he will perform any better with Moe?

Moe tastes horrible, too. I’m sure he doesn’t wash often enough.

The bullies at my boarding school were lucky I don’t act on impulses, because if I did they’d not be alive.

But it is the good kind.

Hobbes’s expression in the first panel…..

Go for it, Hobbs. He would be very Keto friendly if his carb count is low.

If only there was some way this could happen… Moe “accidentally” trips over Hobbs or something…

Chew on that for a while, Hobbes…food for thought!

What a fine tiger Hobbes turned out to be. Not.

Moe has a lot of hair and Hobbes doesn’t like hairballs.

The only solution is to teach the kids self defense. School admins are as terrified of the bullies’ parents as your kids are of the bullies.

Calvin screams as wide as a Peanuts character while Hobbes is drawn to fit in with Pogo and his pals.

Ah, yes…the comment section…

Maybe fat-shaming triggers Moes bullying.

Imaginary body guards are infamous for their failure to protect. Sort of like like law enforcement in Chicago.

Love those clandestine eyes in panel one

I had a girlfriend once whose philosophy about men was “Chew him up and spit him out”…

C’mon, be a pal.

Double side-eye in the first panel is awesome…

LOL!

Oh my! “We tigers must be considerate of our health.” Besides, everyone knows that fat kids aren’t organic.

If only Hobbs had manifested himself to others as a real tiger. That would’ve made for some interesting strips!

Only eats fish.

Now days, bring a gun.

Hobbes no help!

Moe doesn’t taste any better than Larry, Curly, or Shemp for that matter

Love the conspiracy expressions in the first panel.❤️

Calvin’s example in frame 2 is priceless

Turn your head; now, baby, just spit me out …

— December, by Collective Soul