In the olden days (i.e., before digital cartooning (cartooneologists call this period the pre-Teresian Era)) a comic like this would have been a practical impossibility.
I never eat…pork spine! (Thinking of the classic 1931 Dracula, which was shown last night on Svengoolie: “I never drink…wine!”)
Nor do I have, I blush to say, an Advanced Llama Alarm System—just the old, plain Llama Alarm System. I hope I am still safe from rampaging herds of llamas here in Chicagoland….
I’m not a big fan of “the other white meat”. Talk about an amazing motto. Anyway, I can’t say I’ve eaten a lot of pork. First of all, I’m not much of a cook and two, pork spine is last on my pork list.
…A.L.A.S. is Froglandia’s number 2 rated electronica gothic polka band and usually plays at the Blackhorse Tavern on Friday nights and TGIFs on Saturday…
…with hits such as ,Tumbleweed Sucks…
…The Texas Roadhouse Is a Vegan Lifestyle…
…they rockout like a avalanche in Japan..
…[the #1 EGP group, ’ F the Applause ’ is too artsy for the large Naddy Daddy crowds, but enjoys a large audience amongst the spellchecker crowd]…
…I suggest their ’Eating Pork Spinds To The Sound Of’ download to all of you Tic-Tok fans…
The order came from the kitchen , mount up and advance to the beat of the llama’s and pork backs meal. M&M’s all taste the same, while jelly beans differ, especially black ones.
Day 3. The more I think about it, the more I find this alarming! Did you get your pork spines at famous Moo & Oink (which went out of business in 2011, meaning the spines would be well aged by now)?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Mmmmm good morning…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pork spine? Pah. I’ll just be over here, eating pig cheeks!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ve never seen a llama become alarmed. Geese are easily alarmed, but llamas are pretty chill. Better check that out.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Llama, llama Ding Dong!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Pork spines can be braised, sautéed, baked, grilled, stewed, fried, BBQed, steamed, boiled, serve hot and well done with garnish….
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
… I like my country style ribs listening to country style music….
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
In the olden days (i.e., before digital cartooning (cartooneologists call this period the pre-Teresian Era)) a comic like this would have been a practical impossibility.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
There’s a reason they call it ‘High on the Hog.’
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
ARR and AVAST, me HEARTIES … it’s National Talk Like A Pirate Day … so party hearty with lots of RUM & ribs before YE have to WALK THE PLANK …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fire up the grill. This little piggy went to market.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRozKfYGFVc
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Would it kill you to put a shirt on at dinner?
Linguist over 2 years ago
Snout and spine are just divine/ But I call dibs on loin and ribs!
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Come one, come all! It’s shirtless Tuesday down at the I’m Ok-Y’er Ok Corral Buffet and Karaoke Bar.
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
EPSTTSOALAS. Great acronym.
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Sound of ALAS”. Will it replace “Sound of Music” in the hearts and ears of Froglandians?
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
I hate it when people trigger their llama alarms and can’t find their key.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
I never eat…pork spine! (Thinking of the classic 1931 Dracula, which was shown last night on Svengoolie: “I never drink…wine!”)
Nor do I have, I blush to say, an Advanced Llama Alarm System—just the old, plain Llama Alarm System. I hope I am still safe from rampaging herds of llamas here in Chicagoland….
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Sorry. I can’t hear the alarm over my ear ring.
FLIGHT SUIT over 2 years ago
Oh HELL NO! Eating neurological tissue, including spines, is how you get those prions in your system. I ain’t finna die of Mad Pig Disease.
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
I’m not a big fan of “the other white meat”. Talk about an amazing motto. Anyway, I can’t say I’ve eaten a lot of pork. First of all, I’m not much of a cook and two, pork spine is last on my pork list.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…A.L.A.S. is Froglandia’s number 2 rated electronica gothic polka band and usually plays at the Blackhorse Tavern on Friday nights and TGIFs on Saturday…
…with hits such as ,Tumbleweed Sucks…
…The Texas Roadhouse Is a Vegan Lifestyle…
…they rockout like a avalanche in Japan..
…[the #1 EGP group, ’ F the Applause ’ is too artsy for the large Naddy Daddy crowds, but enjoys a large audience amongst the spellchecker crowd]…
…I suggest their ’Eating Pork Spinds To The Sound Of’ download to all of you Tic-Tok fans…
…ransomknotts video is especially entertaining…
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
“This is a test of the Advanced Llama Alarm System. This is only a test.”
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Day 2, and the rama-llama ding-dong alarm is provoking laughter….
But, in deference to llamas everywhere, I link to “Ajax Pet Store” https://tinyurl.com/ygoew8g4
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
You don’t want your family to be trampled to death by llamas do you? Then you better buy a llama alarm.
David OBrien over 2 years ago
Nothing to spit at.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
… today in Froglandia histoty, famous artist, Jake Toulouse- Jermine draped the bathmat factory in cotton fabric…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
The order came from the kitchen , mount up and advance to the beat of the llama’s and pork backs meal. M&M’s all taste the same, while jelly beans differ, especially black ones.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Naah… It should be combined: allarma!
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Ahem … today is National Pecan Cookie Day … put that in your log …!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Day 3. The more I think about it, the more I find this alarming! Did you get your pork spines at famous Moo & Oink (which went out of business in 2011, meaning the spines would be well aged by now)?
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…is there nothing else on the telly?…
…no, dear, just ‘nother, ’Gilly’…
…no Frog Applause, neither?…
…sorry, me love, no…
..well, I can’t stretch this pork much more past Thursday…
…there’s no mutton left for the chops if you know what I mean…
…I do like Ginger…
…I’m a Mary Ann meself…
…she has such lovely eyes…
…what ‘bout, Skipper?…
…well, he’s no Gilligan’s is he?…
…and he does make Gilly sleep on top…
…hush, you, they’re on an island with two handsome girls…
…they never show that go-in’ on do they?…
…the kids, darling: it was the sixties…
…do you have more catsup for me chips?…
…it’s beside you, dear…
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Ok … time to run up the comments to the century mark … 18 to go … as of … NOW!
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Eating pork spine, with a spork no doubt, must give you cockeyed ears and nipples well below your armpits. Don’t tell Pablo!
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Day 4. At the Froglandia End of Summer Festival, one of the most popular food concessions is pork on a spork. One expects deboned.…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
What the hill…
Lammas eat grass.. and hay.,
Wow frequently spit the cud.
Pork and Beans maybe?
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
I’m kickin’ it to 7
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
C’mon gang …! puff, puff, puff …
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
I will fast till the mark is made…
Excuse me Ganda.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Twice Excuse Me
Gandi
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Two Taco’s Please.
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
I hope everything is okay with Teresa. Perhaps she ate some bad pork spine.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…dancing with the stars…
… jim nabors…
…polio…
…olly olly oxen free…
…the star trek wars…
…wilco…
…Roger that…
…please mister please don’t play B-17…
… tin roof rusted…
…some one should hit you, but I won’t…
…like he’ll I won’t…
…dying ain’t much of a living, boy…
… skip to the loo my darling…
…if I said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…
… don’t exaggerate…
…is this thing on?…
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Re da Blog: what sound is made by Garfield going through a window …?
prettyfeet over 2 years ago
What is so special about this weirdo?