Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 2021

Calvin the Bold, remember your parents’ phone number hasn’t changed and the principal has it.

Calvin is starting to sound like an owl…..

Who?

Who?

Who?

Calvin the Deluded is more like it.

Calvin the bum.

Attention Calvin: you are overstepping all boundaries.

If he ever became non-binary, figuring out how to address him would be a pain.

The question is WHEN? Seems to me.

Fetch me my hick’ry switch.

Calvin doesn’t DO the problem. He IS the problem.

Calvin the slow learner should have stayed in bed!

Let’s ask Jordan Peterson how to manage this issue

Calvin the Bold…Doesn’t like to be told.Nor will he ever grow old.

Good imitation of an owl, ‘Calvin’ but I don’t think that is the required response ! ! !

Not only sounding like an owl, but can twist his head 180 degrees as well….

Is he any relation to Charles the Bold in the ninth century?

To go boldly where no one has gone before. Except Calvin of course.

By the time he gets out of school, he’ll be answering to “Calvin the Old”…

Miss Wormwood if you don’t use his preferred pronoun (Calvin the Bold) you are in big trouble. Yes “the Bold” is an approved gender thanks to Faceban.

Funny, now what am I going to do with this ice cream cone with sprinkles that is for Calvin. No Calvin here? Well, I guess I’ll just have to eat it myself.

This isn’t going to fly

Reading Churchill’s “The Birth of Britain” and some of the Saxon kings had interesting names … my favorite is Ethelred the Unready …

Maybe this is all part’f Calvin’s plan. The more time he spends benched during recess, the less Moe can Bully him.

I had a student one year who spelled his name “Co7dy”. He claimed that the 7 was silent. He kept it up all year.

Brave, brave, brave Sir Calvin.

As Shrek once said to Donkey, “You’re going the right way for a smack-bottom.”

Whatever you may think of our public schools, I think we should be paying teachers more. Calvin’s teacher and principal deserve hazard pay.

The teacher is lucky it was only Calvin, not Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.

The teacher was only 23 when the school year started. This is what months of Calvin can do to you.

So if Calvin the Bold gets in trouble with the principal, will he forthwith be sent to the superintendent’s office?? :o

I wonder what a big paddle on his ass would do for his memory?

He’ll be in Detention so long, he’ll be “Calvin the Mold”…

konjiki believes this is only going to go further south…

Hmmmmm!!! Calvin must like the principal!!!

Wonder if this would work with my boss.

Pass him off to another strip; Calvin the Sold.

at this rate, he’ll be conversing with the warden at SingSing in no time..

LOL!

Look who’s back. Back again.

Love the look on principal’s face in the last panel.

This series is really hilarious :D

Does Calvin have a reserved seat & personalized coffee mug in the principal’s office, like Tim The Tool Man has at the ER?

Whom?

Who?

Calvin the pain

Looks like the honeymoon is over between good Calvin and Ms. Wormwood.

See, I bet NOW they miss the Good Calvin clone from last week.

Calvin you aren’t covered in feathers and your feet don’t fit a limb, however you are in trouble.

Calvin the Bold is now Calvin the Not-so-bright.

His mother was so correct. “Calvin the Deranged”!

Mrs Wormwood and the Principal have a strong resemblance. Nepotism?

The expression on the principals face says it all.