I’ll bet they can’t explain the Kardashians.
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
Where do my lost socks end up after they disappear from the dryer?
“Because the rooster was on the other side.”
To get away from the Loch Ness monster.
He was fleeing political oppression from his Axe wielding neighbours.
The chicken crossed the road, but it won’t cross it again. “Be smart chicken, stay down.”
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fowls!
We’re all in the Matrix.
Don’t leave me hanging… WHY?
To get as far away frim the “jokes” in this strip as he can
Yeah, but it was a road in Bermuda that passed through Atlantis on its way to Egypt.
Fountain of youth?
They mentioned Nessie, What about Champ?
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The chicken only went halfway across the road.
“Aliens do exist!” from the guy who deals with Dirk Raider and the Doughtnut people.
File 27A “Government Test Programs” R.U. Sirius is a space station, used to test LSD effects on Astronauts. Effect #4 they start believing, that Aliens do exist.
To prove to the raccoon it could be done.
If an orange is called an orange, why is a lemon called a yellow?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
So that’s who put the Bomp in the bomp shu-bop shu-bop! But that still leaves the question of who put the Ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.
OK, answer this: Which end is up?
That’s why the sky is blue!
It wasn’t just to get to the other side? Mind Blown! …
Booster, you meet aliens regularly.
The chicken wouldn’t cross the road a second time because she was an honest chicken who never would consider double-crossing.
How about the meaning of life?
How many angels can dance on Brewster’s head?
The truth is out there!!
Bilan about 3 years ago
I’ll bet they can’t explain the Kardashians.
GreasyOldTam about 3 years ago
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
Algolei I about 3 years ago
Where do my lost socks end up after they disappear from the dryer?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 3 years ago
“Because the rooster was on the other side.”
fullmoondeb Premium Member about 3 years ago
To get away from the Loch Ness monster.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
He was fleeing political oppression from his Axe wielding neighbours.
tudza Premium Member about 3 years ago
The chicken crossed the road, but it won’t cross it again. “Be smart chicken, stay down.”
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the referee was blowing fowls!
Doug K about 3 years ago
We’re all in the Matrix.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 3 years ago
Don’t leave me hanging… WHY?
jz27wk Premium Member about 3 years ago
To get as far away frim the “jokes” in this strip as he can
YippiKiAyMofo about 3 years ago
Yeah, but it was a road in Bermuda that passed through Atlantis on its way to Egypt.
geese28 about 3 years ago
Fountain of youth?
Dkram about 3 years ago
They mentioned Nessie, What about Champ?
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awcoffman about 3 years ago
The chicken only went halfway across the road.
sevenfeet0 about 3 years ago
“Aliens do exist!” from the guy who deals with Dirk Raider and the Doughtnut people.
blakerl about 3 years ago
File 27A “Government Test Programs” R.U. Sirius is a space station, used to test LSD effects on Astronauts. Effect #4 they start believing, that Aliens do exist.
gantech about 3 years ago
To prove to the raccoon it could be done.
Altar_Ego about 3 years ago
If an orange is called an orange, why is a lemon called a yellow?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
michaeljwolff about 3 years ago
So that’s who put the Bomp in the bomp shu-bop shu-bop! But that still leaves the question of who put the Ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
OK, answer this: Which end is up?
Kroykali about 3 years ago
That’s why the sky is blue!
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
It wasn’t just to get to the other side? Mind Blown! …
Maswartz about 3 years ago
Booster, you meet aliens regularly.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 3 years ago
The chicken wouldn’t cross the road a second time because she was an honest chicken who never would consider double-crossing.
ferddo about 3 years ago
How about the meaning of life?
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
How many angels can dance on Brewster’s head?
Scott S about 3 years ago
The truth is out there!!