Clay Bennett for January 09, 2021

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    At least it’s not a recycling bin…

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Very nice: Compact, pointed, appropriate.

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    An ash-hole to fill an ash-bin.

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    JDave   over 3 years ago

    Good riddance to bad rubbish

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    wildthing  over 3 years ago

    I hope it’s the end of 40yrs of trickle down on economics. Reagan, Bush, Trump, the three stooges of the Apocalypse. History will not treat them kindly.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nope, his fat ash wouldn’t fit in that can.

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    Brockie  over 3 years ago

    Me thinks it would have been waaay more appropriate to just show him being flushed!

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    Sisterdame  over 3 years ago

    You guys don’t really believe this, do you? One narrow “escape” and the opinion of 75 millions people, who voted for Trump, will just disappear? You better start trying to figure out how to build a society, that will not create monsters like him in the future, or the alt-right spirit will re-appear in another form. Again, and again, and again, and …

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    PraiseofFolly  over 3 years ago

    (Take-off, “Pack Up Your Sins and Go to the Devil” Irving Berlin, 1922)

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MfNYhn08DY

    ”Pack Up Your Soul And Go to the Devil”

    [Verse] Oh, Trump got an Evil-mail from below

    ‘Twas from some men he used to know

    No so many years ago since they all departed.

    They seem just as chipper as can be,

    From pesky morals they are free,

    Advising, “If you ever get down-hearted:

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    [Refrain 1] “Pack up your soul and go to the Devil in Hades,

    You’ll meet the most corruptive rich men, and sexy dragon ladies.

    We’d be delighted to have you settle down here

    You’d feel at home ‘mongst your peers most dear:

    Joe McCarthy, Roy Cohn, and Dick Nixon as mateys.

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    “You’ll love the version of Fox News owned by the Devil,

    With Ultra-G power enhanced,

    The network is so very fast,

    Such uncensored content at last,

    Jaded demons are aghast!

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    “There are so many wimpy reformers in Heaven —

    They get up early and go to bed by seven.

    Pack up your soul and go to the Devil

    And you’ll never have to sleep ever again.

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    [Refrain 2] “If you care to stay where the weather is quite warm,

    H-E-double-L is where we all swarm.

    If to cavort carnally you want — oh, my!

    Hades has some succulent succubi to try!

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    “Paradise is very lame,

    Entertainment there is tame.

    Down below here there’s no shame!

    Just have a ball with us all,

    We’re beyond sin in the realm of the horny Devil.

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    “So Satan is waitin’ to welcome you,

    And all his demonic crew with enthusiasms

    Down in the Inferno chasms.

    You will be dwelling with all your best fiends forever,

    Ne’er the strained pretense to act good e’er again!”

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    That’s a new casket with two handles that will suffice. When is trash day ?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    The ash can is where the Russian surrogates go.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago

    Quick, put a bungee cord on that lid.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    America isn’t in the clear, as of yet! Trumps monkeys are planning more violence before and or on the day Biden gets inauguration. Hitler II….

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    FrankErnesto  over 3 years ago

    We need to do more than sweep trump under the rug, or forget the lessons we should learn from the past four years. There is a saying, those in ignorance of the past are doomed to repeat the past, or something like that.

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    Ontman  over 3 years ago

    Please don’t make him a martyr.

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    wrd2255  over 3 years ago

    The medical examiner conducts a compost mortem: “Hard to tell what killed him. But, man, what an asshole”

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    John Niessink Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder what has happened in the past four years to sales of red neckties.

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    Tomscomics70  over 3 years ago

    Herr Trump I mean President Trump watched gleefully as his brown shirts, I mean red caps attacked the Reichtag I mean Capital. Like his hero, his putsch, I mean coup failed and he will probably have to spend a little time in jail for encouraging I mean inciting his followers. He can use that time to write his political memories. Now what should he call it. Oh I know, “My Struggle”.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He is right about one thing, he will be remembered!!! Just not the way he wants! I see the rats are still jumping ship, Rush Limbo cancelled his Twitter Acct.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh, he WILL be remembered, right alongside some of his heroes: Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Lil’ Kim, Mao, Saddam Hussein, and Idi Amin.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You forgot the hazardous waste warning on that load of toxic sludge.

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    loridobson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I used to like to wear red on occasion. Now every time I ponder what to wear and see a red shirt in the drawer or closet, I can’t bear to imagine wearing it.

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    walfishj  over 3 years ago

    Found in a consignment shop?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    Tens of millions voted for that person. They walk among us.

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    kv450  over 3 years ago

    We’re gonna need a bigger dumpster to also hold the tRump Steaks, vodka, university, casinos, airline, and all of his treason weasel enablers.

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    moosemin  over 3 years ago

    I can only dream that this might be true, Clay.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Trump will NOT go quietly into the night. Besides, he would contaminate the hand fill. Stay safe and well my friends. Have a blessed weekend. Attend the church/synagogue/mosque of your choice.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    An apt symbol.. might be a bit premature though. Still plenty of time to radically change how this nightmare ends.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A fitting fate for him personally but let history record the lessons and hopefully future generations will read and learn.

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    michaeljwolff  over 3 years ago

    The trump Memorial: a preliminary design.

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Many volumes will be written, lectures delivered and tenures given by and to University Professors in the coming decades – an academic career their mothers would be proud of.

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    Ace 66  over 3 years ago

    Trump should be added to this list if convicted of Treason. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_convicted_of_treason

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Why is the necktie unstained? :-o

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    History does not have an “ash bin.” (That’s reserved for poor historians’ work.) Oh, no. And it can be manipulated, refashioned, made more palatable, or even ignored when convenient. But therein lies the danger, as George Santayana told us: “Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s just unfortunate that land fills have replaced incinerators.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Clay, save that one and change the words to TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We need a society that is not polluted with dictates from the news media, social network banning, law and order equality, and certainly, not a extreme left leaning government.

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    buer  over 3 years ago

    Yes, but Trump is just the tree that hides the forest.

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    Ally2005  over 3 years ago

    Trump needs a nice long prison sentence before he’s moved into the history books.

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    Kirk Sinclair  over 3 years ago

    Clay, you missed the red blood seeping away from that garbage can.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Close the lid tighter. The stink is overwhelming!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    President who? Banning him from social media is like a stake-through-the-heart.

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    Johnnyrico  over 3 years ago

    This cartoon is an insult to all honest red neck-ties everywhere..

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    wndflower1  over 3 years ago

    this is far from being over- just wait and see

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    Kip W  over 3 years ago

    Spray paint it gold, and he’ll try to climb in.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    Oh, please let this period of history end soon! At this moment a quick impeachment will be the only thing to get rid of him! It will prevent him from trying to return in 2024… Hopefully the stink will cling to the spawn enough, so they won’t make the attempt to run themselves.

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    skyriderwest  over 3 years ago

    Appropriate place for history’s biggest ash hole.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Not yet. A failed first coup another will follow that may work and if it does we may be in that ash bin.

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    Scoutmaster77  over 3 years ago

    There should be a lock on that can.

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    icmodivah  over 3 years ago

    so true its not over yet. we have alot of fixing and healing to do

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