Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2021

“Reverse osmosis.”

Well that’s what the food is gonna come of eventually.

So that’s how the Kardashians got those butts….

At least he has a firm foundation while seated.

But it goes straight to my hips anyways.

Sounds painful.

Oops. My bad.

The legend of ‘Apple Cheeks Lumley’ is not forgotten where squirrels dare.

Retrieval will be messy.

That was a Cheeky thing to say.

Tongue in Cheek?

Looks like he’d be taller.

No butts about it!

“You’ve heard of Grapenuts. Now try Buttnuts, the cheeky cereal!”

They’re so gross….

Thank you for not illustrating it!

“Anyone know why the chocolate pudding taste so funky?”

WATCH OUT! ITS GONNA BLOW!!

It did feel a bit squishy.

just turn the other cheek.

Should have made the other one REALLY higher at the table…

Diary of a dawning moment. Hmm? Oh. OH! OW!!

Ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

In Macbeth, one of the weird sisters mentioned a “rump fed runnion”, but I don’t think that is what she meant…

There once were these holy men that lived in a monastery that only ate once a day and they were not allowed to swallow for a whole day. They would stuff their mouths with food. They were the cheek monks.

Butt humour! :D