Clay Bennett for December 13, 2020

“All I want for Christmas is a bunch of heavily armed suckers and losers to fight a war against Democracy in America.”

He never was interested in Law and Order or the Constitution, except, maybe, violating them. Maybe he thought of them as women.

Santa knows his Naughty list.

Talk about your Hail Marys !

Who wants to lay odds he tries to declare martial law.

He’s delusional enough not to realize that he’s not an Santa’s “Naughty”-list, but on his “2 tonne coal briquette” delivery list.

The letter would be returned for insufficient postage.

For a guy who bragged about all that winning (which he never did), he sure seems to be losing a lot.

“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” __ Trump.

Trumpie the Clown would have a better chance writing the Hogfather !

The only way for Trump to get to 270 would be to lose fifty pounds.

Donald. You claim to love coal so much. Here’s a bunch. Love, Santa.

The letter will never get there because of the postmaster he appointed slowed down the mail.

Trump ends his letter to Santa with, “…or you’re fired.”

And I thought Dusty Springfield was “wishin’ and hopin’”

Methinks you’ve been .. umm .. too naughty, Mr. “President.”

May tRumpy’s stocking get filled with reindeer scat

The prayers of his evangelistic army failed so now he is going to try that other myth. Unfortunately just as God keeps track of every sparrow (MATTHEW 10:29).. Santa knows all of trumps.. what will we call them? indiscretions.

So apropos!

Dear Sanity Clause,

I know I’ve been bad, but I’d like to ask you a favor though . . . . bring me The Supremes Album where they sing “I’m Gonna Make You Love Me”.

Love Donnie

How does he get off the naughty list?No wonder he’d been trying to raise the value of coal!

And the taxpayers will pay for the stamp.

I know I’ll never agree with Mitt Romney’s political and social views, but I have to give him credit for integrity and courage. Too bad that none of his r colleagues can follow his example.

‘Stop guys stop — please stop’: DC Cops meet Proud Boys’ violent rampage with polite request

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/12/13/2001697/—Stop-guys-stop-please-stop-DC-Cops-meet-Proud-Boys-violent-rampage-with-polite-request?utm_campaign=trending

Four stabbed and one shot after pro-Trump rallies

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/four-stabbed-and-one-shot-after-pro-trump-rallies/

Martial law? Not hardly. Once he leaves the WH and goes to MaraLargo, or where ever, he will be living without all the perks. No personal jet, no convoy of SUVs, very lightened security detail, bully pulpit is gone, and bills coming due. He is on his way to becoming yesterday’s news.

WATCH: Shocking scenes from pro-Trump rally capture gunshot and scuffles

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/watch-shocking-scenes-from-pro-trump-rally-capture-gunshot-and-scuffles/

I think Santa will remember Melania’s poor attitude toward Xmas decorations and deny Donny’s wish.

‘Reminiscent of cross burnings’: Proud Boys condemned for torching Black Lives Matter signs at violent MAGA rally

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/reminiscent-of-cross-burnings-proud-boys-condemned-for-torching-black-lives-matter-signs-at-violent-maga-rally/

The USA is too large for a full Civil War, but plenty of places where they can establish scattered fake states causing us headaches for decades to come.

The Oaf of Office misspelled the name of his addressee. It should read: “Dear Satan.”

Come on now. We all know he can’t Spell “Santa” correctly.

But, OTOH, all his “Dear Satan” letters have gotten answers.

The American people have decided if you’ve been naughty or nice.

He would send Santa an angry whiny tweet

He misspelled Satan.

President-elect Biden and Vice President-elect Harris

Music to my ears.