Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 01, 2021

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Okay, I’ll do it for a couple of pints and a burger.

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    laughingkitty  over 3 years ago

    It doesn’t say you have to slap them hard. Yu can slap your friend, tell them you were slapping a mosquito and then collect your $2000. Why not?

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    I’d do it for free if I could use a fish.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I’d do anything for free food. Okay, almost anything.

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is that 2 million or 2 thousand? There’s an oddly placed period in there.

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    pcolli  over 3 years ago

    What will she do for a box of wine?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    What are you willing to do for a Klondike Bar?

    I have an idea for a contest. The challenge is issued to anyone who is in public office. “What are you willing to do for a campaign donation?” I come up with some debasing activity that the political figure has to preform to collect the prize such as swimming naked in raw sewerage.

    Now I would not use that specific activity for two reasons: 1. I do not want to submit the person to a dangerous activity and 2. There are many public figures who, if seen naked by the public, would traumatize them. Imagine a naked Mitch McConnell. I think only someone with a mind like Steven King can.

    The bidding to perform this “honor” will start at $250,000 and the winner of the contest is the lowest bid. How low can you go? To make it fair in the later rounds, bidding will be done in 25 cent increments. How much are you willing to sell out your dignity for money?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    You could charge more, due to the scarcity of “friends” in your life!

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    Marvin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Aunty, are the headaches getting worse again?

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    freewaydog  over 3 years ago

    I would slap my worst enemy & pretend it’s my best friend in order to get the $!

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    If it really was my best friend, they’d let me hit them, then we’d go out for beer & cheeseburgers.

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    Loveslap!

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    dayle2  over 3 years ago

    I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)

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    bobwigg761  over 3 years ago

    I’d settle for just having a best friend.

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    amaneaux  over 3 years ago

    No way! He’s a lot bigger than me!

    My second-best friend, absolutely. Then I’d explain why I did it, and split the prize.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 3 years ago

    Or just the burger.

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    j_syr  over 3 years ago

    $2,000.000?

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’d do it for free! Just to start something. It has been WAY too quiet this past year!

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    I would do it, but only if he LETS me. Also, I’m willing to give him the opportunity to slap me back. And then we can split it.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 3 years ago

    “$2,000.000”? Either there’s a slipped comma or an extra 0, and I’m not sure which lol

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    t_a_80111  over 3 years ago

    Another example of lack of mathematical knowledge! 3 zeros behind the decimal point?

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    the5169  over 3 years ago

    Is that supposed to be 2 million or 2,000?

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    I’d want $400. I’m not a big Cheeseburger consumer.

    Unless it’s Mushroom & Swiss Cheese burger.

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    Celarius Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I would do it only for the cheeseburger if it has bacon on it

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sure I would. Then, being the nice guy I am, I’d split the money with him.

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