Navy retired (sadly!), Love reading, movies, and smooth jazz.
Oh good! Glad I could make you laugh
I’d be Luann in this scenario; been very happily by myself (NEVER lonely) for 27 yrs now (I’m 61) and yup, I have a Yorkie I rescued 7 mos ago and 2 cats I got stuck with as kittens 5 yrs ago; who could ever be lonely with a pet or two?
Actually, Mr. Trap got the one for California wrong; everyone knows the REAL State Fossil in California is NANCY PILOSI
Yup, I’d heard of that one too!
She has a disease that my mama told me about: “Furniture disease” – when your CHEST has done fallen into your DRAWERS! (that’s Suthern grammar, btw)
Not to be cynical (ok, I am) but I’m waiting for a copyright lawsuit from the owners of Rosie and RoboCop for use of those images
I absolutely would! It didn’t specify how HARD the slap had to be (and since I’m a staunch Republican and she’s a Socialist, I feel like slapping her a lot of the time ANYWAY)
I like the rule some people do – everyone puts their phones in the center of the table and whoever reaches for theirs first pays the bill for the WHOLE PARTY!
This is the first one where I knew all the answers!
Actually, when she likes you (ie you act as SHE expects/demands) then she’s awesome. She’s full-bore Jekyll & Hyde – just don’t make her mad, don’t discuss politics or her family