She’s only in it for the cat.
I’m right here.
That’s why he fell from the ceiling. Watching TV upside down tends to do that.
A friend of mine almost died when a Brown Recluse dropped from the ceiling onto his head while he was watching TV.
Aunty, I’d be far more worried about that Brown Recluse spider crawling around inside your pink hair.
Aunty, what’s your complaint? Being the world’s most obnoxious emoji provides you with a nice living.
Aunty, no one takes you soseriously, not even Walt. Do you have pills for us to take?
Remember that Scott once worked for The Phone Company
A variation of a scene from the movie Mars Attacks!
If comic strips had smell-o-characters, I suspect we would learn that you two are just plain filthy.