No. It’s true. I’ve got one of those. But it doesn’t point. It sticks curled up because of inflammation. I have to pull it to straighten it. Here, you try!
“Sixfinger! Sixfinger! Man alive! How did I ever get along with five?” Being a Secret Agent in the 60’s was a tough gig! Why not have and extra finger that turns into a gun? That’s handy, eh?"
The lady is prudent, I must say. —Prudent Jones, I believe.
But the guy has a point (I’m sorry for saying that). I’ve dealt with Stuck Finger, one of the last maladies known to man that has not got a support charity….
Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m not pulling it, either.
painedsmile over 3 years ago
It is rude to point. At least they look 6 feet apart, even if they are not wearing masks.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
No. It’s true. I’ve got one of those. But it doesn’t point. It sticks curled up because of inflammation. I have to pull it to straighten it. Here, you try!
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…he is just showing her the ratio between finger length and the size of his penal colony…
…you can prick your finger but you can’t vice versa…
…trust me, ma-am, I’m a Mormon…
…this finger hasn’t been anywhere…
…
….no, surprise, surprise, surprises, here, ma-am…
….ok, I’ll explain it to you, then…
…you just wiggle it like a loose tooth, she replied…
INGSOC over 3 years ago
rather hard to grasp, but on the other hand, the index finger is okay
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I know a guy who tapped his finger all the time when he talked and ended up with a stiff joint…..go figure! Ouch, this hurts!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
God only knows where that index finger has been….I’m sure it’s explored the cavities in the darkness of nights….
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Sixfinger! Sixfinger! Man alive! How did I ever get along with five?” Being a Secret Agent in the 60’s was a tough gig! Why not have and extra finger that turns into a gun? That’s handy, eh?"
https://tinyurl.com/SixFingerManAlive
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Re: Froglandia National Anthem
I’ve got the first verse down (to the tune of O Canada):
Frooog Laaandia .. Our home’s a bath mat plaaant
(still working on the rest (I ran out of hot water in the shower))
(with apologies to Gordon Lightfoot, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Finger trigger.
coltish1 over 3 years ago
And what’s YOUR flirting style?
coltish1 over 3 years ago
From the surveillance pickle footage on the Blog: Santa’s on crutches! I hope he’s better in a couple of weeks.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Tapping MY finger
waiting for Sam Basset to point HIS finger … uh … paw
at WHODUNNIT …!
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
A condition similar to trigger finger but in the opposite direction.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 3 years ago
Smell it, then you tell me.
InquireWithin over 3 years ago
He has a really good point. But then again, so does she.
katina.cooper over 3 years ago
We know where it’s been cause it still stinks and looks brown.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
I find you can get away with exponentially more poking by simply wearing a glove. Safety First!
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Don’t point that thing.
It’s got a nail in it!
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
I posted my version of the Froglandian National Anthem here in the comments section many months ago, but I have no clue of the date.
Bill Thompson over 3 years ago
That old prank? He’ll never pull it off!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Peew!
Peew!
Peew!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
I can’t. I had to let mine go.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
The lady is prudent, I must say. —Prudent Jones, I believe.
But the guy has a point (I’m sorry for saying that). I’ve dealt with Stuck Finger, one of the last maladies known to man that has not got a support charity….
David OBrien over 3 years ago
Glad you could point that out.