That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 24, 2020

“Listen, lady, this was my Mom’s idea. I don’t believe in this crap.”

“Your baby will marry at 16 and live to a ripe old age of 35.”

Gotta cut her nails like we do the dogs, one at a time so she doesn’t bite us or let loose her anal glands!

“This random crease shows you are doomed to a short, miserable life. 50 pesos, please.”

Mom is strategically trying to hand off the baby because she just remembered that she forgot to put diapers on.

“This line says her father was a tall, blond stranger.”

go ahead, pull my finger…

..and, just as the gypsy foresaw/ in the lines of that tiny pink paw/ little Amy would ruin/ many lives, whilst pursuin’/ her “brilliant” career in the Law !

Barney Fife?

I can tell by the webbing between her fingers she will be a great Olympic swimmer.

And how much can I get for this one?

" If you use a little lemon juice every day on her hand, this ugly little spot will eventually go away."

Given the clothing styles and color choices at that time, that may be a little boy.

Korean manicurist tries to convince client to have crystal gel special.

“I’ll get you – and your little hand, too!” With apologies to Addams Family Values; screenplay by Paul Rudnick based on characters created by Charles Addams (1993).

I told my wife, I want sex not kids. She didn’t listen, hmmmffff!

“Barney’s ways will seem strange to you, but that’s because he is a talking purple dinosaur. For five years, you’ll tolerate his habit of hugging every child he sees, before you break up with him for infidelity and report him to the FBI for running a child trafficking ring out of his living room. The news reports will make you a media star, you’ll go on all the talk shows, and write a best-seller ‘tell all’ book. So your story will have a happy ending, while your ex rots in prison.”

Isn’t she a little young for her first manicure?

Gypsy woman, “We’ll just cut off this little hand so she can beg on the street.”

…and so the peasant woman plucked the thorn out of the cub’s paw, and they all lived happily ever after…

“Four, five,…six,…seven‽‽‽”

The Fortune Teller: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hans_von_Hayek_Die_Wahrsagerin_1892.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

 

https://www.dachau.de/en/kultur/kunst/town-of-artists/artists-path.html#c7168 

https://dachauer-galerien-museen.de/hans-von-hayek-ein-maler-im-felde-1914-bis-1918-zeichnungen-eines-kriegsberichterstatters/ 

http://web.archive.org/web/20170211185910/https://www.dachau.de/en/tourism/arts-music-in-dachau/kuenstler/hans-von-hayek.html 

https://www.artceylon.com/artistnew80.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about the artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is a different caption repeat of the only work by him used here so far. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/12/01?comments=visible 

has the prior caption, which while my comment is still there, with a slightly different title and the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2585 (November 23, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

No, no, she’s not ripe yet.

“I see the making of a powerful, world leader, little Adolph. Hang on. Somethings off with the Life Line…”

(Come on! It’s a German painter. Someone had to go there.)

yes! she is for sale, gotta have money for drugs in able to endure my husband.

“This will only hurt a lil bit.”