Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 08, 2020

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Also the “no knock” search warrants.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 3 years ago

    We get kitigious lhan.

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    I Mad Am I  over 3 years ago

    Khan? If outside is someone like Genghis Khan… He is a genetic marker!

    “Since a 2003 study found evidence that Genghis Khan’s DNA is present in about 16 million men alive today, the Mongolian ruler’s genetic prowess has stood as an unparalleled accomplishment.” Smithsonian Mag.

    So all those inside the fortress has a decent argument vs who served them!

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    mattro65  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t that the Orange Buffoon’s strategy, to spew hundreds of legal actions and hope one sticks?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    What the world needs is yet another lawyer joke, right? Gave me a mild snort-chuckle.

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    Talk about onager management.

    …and the Googling commences for the non fantasy gamers.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    January 21st can’t come soon enough

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    “Got a whole cart-load of after-Davids for ya!” ;-)

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    Salinasong  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t he spell “Con” wrong? Lol

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I see it as all the lawyers for the State of New York gathering outside the White House on January 20, 2020.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Whenever I gave my class(es) to take something home, they invariably made ’em into paper airoplanes.

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    LilyGilder  over 3 years ago

    Now they won’t run out of TP in the castle. Thanks Kahn.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    My wife and I once owned a business and it had an issue with the IRS. The IRS took our money and applied it to a different tax bucket than where we intended it to go and caused us to have some penalties. This was illegal even by IRS standards.

    We consulted our accountant who told us, that yes, we could bring them to court and win, but that the IRS would send battalion after battalion of lawyers at us at taxpayer expense for years before the case was decided. Unless you had “deep pockets” and could withstand the siege, you wind up paying more than the settlement.

    The mental image I got was of waves of barbarians charging the castle walls.

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    I see the arrow missed all of Kahn’s vital spots…

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    bbenoit  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t is sad how our court system, designed to insure the innocent are not wrongly convicted, has been perverted into a safe haven for the ugly, criminal rich?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If that’s Hair Groppingfuror’s ‘elite’ legal team, they’ll miss the castle by a mile.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those who do not hesitate to litigate often claim of some sort of whatever-gate. I’ve noticed ever since the “Watergate” scandal, pretty much every scandal becomes a something-gate.

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    Stonehouses3  over 3 years ago

    Is this a rorschach test? Because to me, it appears like the last 4 years of the democrats efforts to undo/undermine a duly elected president.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The most litigious clan until the Dakota Sue.

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    rdublu  over 3 years ago

    they’re wearing dunce caps, Ha.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    The pen, wielded by a competent attorney, truly is mightier than the sword.

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    ajwaldtwo  over 3 years ago

    In the case of the current resident of the White House, you have Litigious Con.

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    Bruce1253  over 3 years ago

    This is going to be the scene at Mar-a-Tacky on Jan. 21st, 2021.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Just one good fire arrow from the castle would end that attempt to bury them in paperwork. But, unfortunately there is no one court that could give the definitive NO!! to all the foolish lawsuits and appeals in one move. So the little smudge fires are ground out one at a time, costing time, money, and effort, while the soot covers everything in reach. The clean up is gonna be very ugly.

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    douglas.rosene Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just for fun go find the OLD TUMBLEWEEDS strip on “Indian# of the Month” featuring “Litigious Lynx”. #Read Native American here.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 3 years ago

    Does anyone find it ironic that many, if not most, of the people who’ve investigated Trump and his cronies, and have subsequently been fired, labeled traitor, a loser, hardly known or many other put downs have been lifelong Republicans?

    Now there are Republicans upholding their oaths to office and the constitution by certificating election results of Biden’s win for their respective states. What lack of integrity and loyalty are these Republicans guilty of? Upholding their oaths regardless of how they voted or felt about the election’s outcome or supporting a clown who would throw them under a bus in a heartbeat to better or protect himself.

    What Trump and his legal clowns are doing, is exactly what got him impeached, only now he’s doing it in the open for the whole world to see.

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    That way they won’t run out of tp.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Khan Noonian Singh during the Eugenics Wars aka World War III was the most successful of the tyrants controlled an area from India to the Middle East from 1992-1996 before he was overthrown. (In the Mirror Universe he was never over thrown and the world was divided into khanates and the first emperor was Singh. Each khanate was to produce an emperor over the generations.) These eugenic “super men and women” were bred for this to take power and rule by the Chrysalis Project that produced them. They patterned themselves after the khans of the Mongol Empire that ruled the largest contiguous land mass of any empire known. That almost invaded Europe.

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    Treedodger  over 3 years ago

    So, how was it that McCain was able to run?

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    bobw2012  over 3 years ago

    Fetch the lawyers.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Well, at least Wiley allows comments. Why the hell Brooke McEldowny won’t with 9 Chickweed Lane still remains a mystery to me. I welcome any ideas.

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    Dirty Bastards!

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    Folks, unless it was changed and nobody told me, the date is January 20, 2021. If timely the clock should be at 12:01PM.

    Maybe there will be a slight delay if the Fat Orange Clown has to be dragged from the room because of a tantrum. Latest possibility is that because of C19 the oath might be given inside to avoid encouraging a crowd to form.

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    PekCheeYong  over 3 years ago

    Hmm. That castle can be Singapore’s freedom under siege by a dictator who sue at the slightest tweak of a muscle.

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