The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2020

I bet they call their first born Barbie…

Who will turn out to be a smoker!!

Phil could have settled for a quick spicy dry rub instead.

Well, you don’t need to get all syrupy on him.

hope that later he doesn’t feel smothered…

No way this relationship lasts. I give it 30 minutes, tops.

Such a tender story!

A marriage like that is rarely well done!

She will soon smother him with affection!

She must be a Thousand Island marinade.

as typical parents they’ll always be grilling their kids…

Phil? Is that Phil A?

You’ll be medium rare to me in the end!

She’s got such tender eyes. She’ll fit him to a T.

Ohhhhh…. there’s gonna be some porkin’!

They’re about to get cookin’!

Now, that’s kinky…

His friends will rib him for the rest of his life.

You Ken Do It!

But does she know what’s at steak?

Mmmmmmm…….all night long…

Sorry Costanza, no T-Bone for you.

Remember the guy that proposed on the Jumbo-Tron and the girl said no.

She is very saucy.

I recognize this rerun.

This will have tongues wagging over at the Porter house.

“Meat me at the chapel!”

A lot is at steak here.

Now that’s what I call a saucy wench! :)

Don’t answer so quickly – give it time to soak in.

What a hunk of meat!

But first, there’s a bone to be picked.