Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 23, 2020

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That’s how you get to be a lizard overlord? Cool!

I can’t put down my tablet that quickly, so it’ll have to be fifthwith!

Ok.

…some want to drain the swamp…

…I just want to drain my lizard…

…props to the propaganda lizard…

…Froglandia hates kinks in our tails…

…stop reading Frog Applause?…

…what would I Google in the morning?…

…how could I Rudy my Giuliani without it?…

… Frog Applause haters are only jealous because Hi & Lois fan fiction is a real thing…

…(but I don’t understand why Lois is always with Chip…

…blasphemy…

…Hi & Lois fan fiction or non at all!…

Nothing wrong with kinky tail..

Personally, it was good thing my scaly father left when he did…..Mom and I moved to Froglandia and we both got a job in the Bathmat Factory…..no one ever questioned our kinky tails…

it’s ok i always read with my eyes closed

I haven’t trusted anything a newt has said since Gingrich.

The skink revolution will not be televised. It will be live-streamed on the intertubes using an invasive app that has poor security and frequently freezes or uses aggressive compression that makes content unwatchable.

He’s not fat.

I always pay attention to sentences that contain “forthwith.”

Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,I got the feeling that something ain’t right,I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs,Clowns to the left of me,Jokers to the right, here I am,Stuck in the middle with you,Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you …!

—Stealers Wheel (too bad not covered by The Kinks)

Lizard people are the worst.

Ignis Fatuus Deja Vu.

My DNA has already been corrupted by all the fake news that has been going on for years just to get media ratings and politicians elected. It’s all lies and nothing will be done to them.

Who opened the loading dock… These slimeballs lined up on garbage can, the industrial men will have none of this. To the trash dock to unload this. Love the garbage saints.

See? See? This is how it is in the forms these days, kids. —Evil professorial indoctrination1 Lizards with goals of World Domination!

Some filial settling of accounts seems in order. Evil Lizards, beware!

Readers of Frog Applause: be not afraid! Your brains will expand from daily reading in a manageable fashion, not explode! You may end up looking a bit odd with your Big Heads, but that’s okay, because we Froglandians, to tell the truth, are a bit odd….

Dang, I’m late for the party and now I have no idea what is going on.

Don’t lecture me you lavish lizard lout.

re Conspiracy Theory #1015: I have kept a “Journal of Comic Strip Coincidences” (not extensive, just what I, personally, have encountered) since 2008 and spent a little while searching for the “Comic Strip Idea Bank” to no avail.

Hush, lizard. You’re not the boss of me.

Is withforth a word, too?