The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 15, 2020

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    ronaldspence  almost 4 years ago

    Taillights from a Sunbeam…cool!

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Move over Turbo, we have another contender.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Where’s the fire, hotshot?”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Man! Look at that S car go!

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    seattlesince57  almost 4 years ago

    Clocked at double the speed limit, ..this ones getting a ticket

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    What are you going to do copper? Run him in? I don’t think so.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    speeders are just slime…

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    UmmeMoosa  almost 4 years ago

    He can’t help it, he speedy slug.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    :Just going to get the mail!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    (Brooklyn Cop) Yo buddy! Dis ain’t no Autobahn! I sees by your rap sheet dat dis ain’t your first offense. Keep it up lead-foot, and your lookin’ at some “slime-time”!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    I’m late for work…..I work at the Shell Co. down the road….

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Took the cop 5 hours just to catch up with him. and another hour to get from his cruiser to the perp’s car.

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    Smokin’…

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Good thing he wasn’t charged with as-salt.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I smell garlic on your breath, shell we continue this discussion down at the station.

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    ♪♫ I can’t drive … point ooh five ♫♪

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Like the cop’s slime trail!

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    Nate England  almost 4 years ago

    Wow officer! You must’ve been doing at least 1.2 to catch up with me. Great job!

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 4 years ago

    He is going to work at the post office.

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    codedaddy  almost 4 years ago

    1 mph! That’s 5280 ft./hour or 92 ft./minute. Impressive speed for a snail car.

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    Mayor Snorkum  almost 4 years ago

    I like the slime trail.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    I hope he attended this lecture: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 . True, no slime.

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    Is that “1” and hour, a day or a week?

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    I don’t normally drive this fast officer, but there’s a French chef chasing me.

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    Plus, both the suspect and police car ran out of gas while waiting for the officer to reach suspect car after he got pulled over.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Cop:: What your hurry? Driver: I thought I smelled melted butter somewhere close by…

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    jpozenel  almost 4 years ago

    Life in the fast lane.

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    seattlesince57  almost 4 years ago

    “My Masarati does 185, I lost my license, now I don’t drive..”

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A little Road Salt will slow ’em down.

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    gawkface  almost 4 years ago

    for snails it would make sense for the car to have square tires though

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