Violet kept packs of condoms hidden in all the vases scattered around the house, so that she could properly entertain guests in whichever room they found themselves in.
Chiara found the note in the arrangement of pampas grass and peacock feathers, just as Ms. Scarlett shouted something about the Candlestick from the Conservatory .
And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this vase.
Serafina’s most burdensome chore/ in her job at the furniture store/ is filling the vases/ with mem’rable phrases/ whilst keeping her dress off the floor.
Wendy was the perfect friend: crude enough to look what they paid for everything; while they were crude enough to leave the price tags where they could be found.
“Honey! This card says that this once held the water that was turned into wine at the Cana wedding! I simply must have it. What? Yes, I’m aware that we own a decanter…?”
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2501 (July 27, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Chiara realized they only way she could afford the vase was by switching price tags.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Violet, hiding the price tag before her husband sees it.
Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“There’s no way I can stand to spend one more minute with these people unless I burn one of these pre-rolls right NOW!”
rmremail almost 4 years ago
Violet kept packs of condoms hidden in all the vases scattered around the house, so that she could properly entertain guests in whichever room they found themselves in.
Papared25 almost 4 years ago
Charlotte left another note for her secret lover, Shorty McDuff, who for some odd reason wasn’t responding to any of her notes.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
how they drew the lottery winners before magic 8 ball…
paddy almost 4 years ago
Charlotte’s mischievous character would get her into trouble. After pouring coca cola into the vase, she added a mentos before quickly walking away.
Carolyn Saunders almost 4 years ago
Couldn’t find a waste bin so she just stuffed the dirty tissue in he vase
Egrayjames almost 4 years ago
“Minnie Pearl, Minnie Pearl……I’m so sick of hearing about Minnie Pearl….Let’s see if she finds that damn hat of hers in here!”
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mom’s secret stash
WoodstockJack almost 4 years ago
Chiara found the note in the arrangement of pampas grass and peacock feathers, just as Ms. Scarlett shouted something about the Candlestick from the Conservatory .
J Short almost 4 years ago
In case of emergency, Wendy always kept a hidden pack of Lucky Strikes.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
I know what priceless is – and this is it!
Reader almost 4 years ago
1919: Elizabeth was going to vote gosh darnit!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Girl secretly giving shy pet peacock a cracker.
MS72 almost 4 years ago
Emptying the packet of chemicals from 1-800-FLOWERS into the vase. Share Your #MadeMeSmile Flowers Moment!
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
“Help I’m being held captive in a used furniture store “
rugeirn almost 4 years ago
The title is “The secret postbox.” Now, there’s a storyline!
aerotica69 almost 4 years ago
And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this vase.
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
Serafina’s most burdensome chore/ in her job at the furniture store/ is filling the vases/ with mem’rable phrases/ whilst keeping her dress off the floor.
Econ01 almost 4 years ago
Wendy was the perfect friend: crude enough to look what they paid for everything; while they were crude enough to leave the price tags where they could be found.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 4 years ago
You’re right! It is the Ace of Hearts. How did you do it?
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
For some reason, the “Fortune-Flower Vase” never really caught on.
Another Take almost 4 years ago
“Honey! This card says that this once held the water that was turned into wine at the Cana wedding! I simply must have it. What? Yes, I’m aware that we own a decanter…?”
Another Take almost 4 years ago
“It says ANSWER: About $2.75 an hour Whatever could the question be???”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“And I keep the ‘medicinal’ brandy in…. well, never mind where.”
mabrndt Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The Secret Postbox:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tito_Conti_%E2%80%93_The_Secret_Postbox.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
http://www.burlington.co.uk/artist-biography/tito-conti.html
https://vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=88741
https://www.askart.com/artist/Tito_Conti/11023829/Tito_Conti.aspx
https://artslife.com/history/2014/11/conti-tito-1842-1924/
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2501 (July 27, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Eventually, Capt. Poinard of the Palace Police would discover where Mlle. LaBlanc hid her stash of coke … But not today!
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Brigette never tires of playing cloak and dagger games with D’Artagnan.
KEA almost 4 years ago
and she wonders why she never gets any replies
mwksix almost 4 years ago
Check your tickets everyone! The winner is…
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Unfortunately, Lydia was unaware that her sister, her cousin and the maid were all using the same receptacle. High jinks ensue!
Snoopy_Fan almost 4 years ago
She saw the fittings that revealed her beau had arrived. Thus, she pulled out the condom she always kept on hand.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I am glad that sending smoke signals to send a message is so last year.