Hey, I haven’t seen one of those things for at least 6 decades. Mom and my wife later (RIP both), simply pushed the shoe over my right big toe and voila.
Early in basic training, many years ago, I was measured as a size 10 and a half. But they gave me size 12’s, to give me room to grow. And in all these years, my feet are still the same size, and those boots are still way to big. Thanks a lot!
Bilan almost 4 years ago
10-½? In two years, those little kids will be twice the size.
Dirty Dragon almost 4 years ago
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do.
In a pig’s eye – it’s bleedin’ obvious that she figured out SOMETHING to pass the time!
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
…and pregnant again! How does she do it?
LilyGilder almost 4 years ago
I suspect she’s always shoe horny.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In b4 Ed Sullivan. ;)
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
This joke’s as worn as an old shoe.
backyardcowboy almost 4 years ago
I bet she feeds them Sole Foods, from Hole Foods.
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
I suppose when that nursery rhyme was written down, age 40 was considered old.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
The old woman needs to be in a “home”! :-p
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Once the salesman got his foot in the door…!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
She ended up with a slightly used one from a basketball player!
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Is this guy the sole proprietor?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
She has a lot of sole!
Pocosdad almost 4 years ago
My uncle owned a shoe store for 40+ years, and a Brannock Device was featured at his funeral as an example of Incontrovertible Truth in our lives.
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Remember those fake x-ray machines they had at the shoe store to see if the shoes fit?
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Hey, I haven’t seen one of those things for at least 6 decades. Mom and my wife later (RIP both), simply pushed the shoe over my right big toe and voila.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
All of her boyfriends abandoned her. They were a bunch of heels.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
We told her to stay away from that Shoemaker fellow.
VickiP123 almost 4 years ago
let’s not and say we did – too many people is how we got to this problem
stamps almost 4 years ago
Better get a 12-wide
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe she’s looking to expand upwards, like a knee-high boot, but like Paul Bunyan rather than you or me.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Go for a mobile home. You can toe it anywhere.
seattlesince57 almost 4 years ago
With 12, you egg roll
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Early in basic training, many years ago, I was measured as a size 10 and a half. But they gave me size 12’s, to give me room to grow. And in all these years, my feet are still the same size, and those boots are still way to big. Thanks a lot!
daleandkristen almost 4 years ago
She should be fitted for a……. never mind ……..