Don’t worry MAGAts. Barr can go much lower, and will. During his job interview with Trump he was asked “How low will you go?” His answer was “As low as you need me to, master.”
Come on Toles! Let’s keep the Hunchback of Notre Dame out of all this. Isn’t it bad enough his church caught fire, he had ringing in his ears, never received the free back brace at little or no cost, was always at church despite bats in the belfry. The comparison to A.G. Barr is more than I can take.
“Low Barr, everybody down / Low Barr, yeah we’re coming to a town / And you’ll always shaft your neighbor / And you’ll always screw your pal / If you ever try to navigate on the Low Barr Canal!” Apologies to a venerable old American Folk Song.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Fortunately, he’s slimy enough to slide though the eye of a needle.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Disbar Barr and put him behind bars.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
I guess he’s not “resigned” enough to his fate!
superposition almost 4 years ago
Radical theocratic religious beliefs and constitutional democratic republican (small ‘r’) justice don’t mix well.
Dtroutma almost 4 years ago
Bonespurs whole staff is in the integrity ditch.
sevaar777 almost 4 years ago
Justice? Oh, it’s what the Orange horror clown says it is today!
Ally2005 almost 4 years ago
Don’t worry MAGAts. Barr can go much lower, and will. During his job interview with Trump he was asked “How low will you go?” His answer was “As low as you need me to, master.”
GreggW Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Worst attorney general ever?
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
Dancing the Limbo – {4 beats/line}
The Department of Justice’s scheming czar
contorts to limbo-dance under the bar
{lower than anyone else by far}, -
- so’s to keep Donald’s hand in the cookie jar.
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holmesgm almost 4 years ago
I would say it is more bumper cars than a Ferris wheel…
PraiseofFolly almost 4 years ago
“The Ballad of Billy Barr” (after “Sixteen Tons,” by Merle Travis)
Some people say that humans aren’t born a blank slate,
What’s written in genetics is determined by Fate,
That a seeming tender babe can be really born bad,
Especially with the background that Donald Trump had …
.
You work for Donald J. Trump, and what have you got?
Subpoenas served to you, a reputation that’s shot.
St. Peter don’t bother calling, for I know full well —
When it’s time to pass over, I’m going to Hell.
.
My name is Bill Barr, and I always was stout,
School bullies called me “Candy” and shouted me out,
Through my tears I resolved to get back at those brutes,
So at age eight I slapped them with harassment lawsuits.
.
You work for Donald J. Trump, and what do you do?
You obfuscate truth and in law courts you sue.
St. Peter, I’m sorry, my reservation make null,
My poor soul is with sinful deeds too full.
.
In my law career later I got off the tracks,
I became a classy hack lawyer for Republican whacks.
I hardened my mind to the wrongs that were done,
And discarded my morals until there were none.
.
I work for Donald J. Trump, replacing Jeff Sessions,
From the start catered badly to Trump’s evil obsessions.
St. Peter, I’m sorry, I know what you’ll say:
I must go “down there” on my last judgment day.
.
So here I am now, principles low as they’ll get,
At a Limbo Competition I’d win every bet,
I am so low down I’m nearly underground,
To which I’d better get used, as I know where I’m bound.
.
You work for Donald J. Trump, you’d better be warned:
You might end up fired and via Twitter be scorned.
If I had things to do different, no lawyer I’d be,
I’d punch out those bullies and from then on live free.
meetinthemiddle almost 4 years ago
The GOP has lowered the bar so far that they have to bring in earth moving equipment to keep going
mudak326 almost 4 years ago
When the history books get written, is there any chance that Barr won’t be perceived as the single most corrupt cabinet member of all time?
ctb11365 almost 4 years ago
Note his hand is ON THE GROUND
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
And that’s a maximum, not a minimum.
JudithStocker almost 4 years ago
Toles has Barr’s shape right for this "toon.
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
Come on Toles! Let’s keep the Hunchback of Notre Dame out of all this. Isn’t it bad enough his church caught fire, he had ringing in his ears, never received the free back brace at little or no cost, was always at church despite bats in the belfry. The comparison to A.G. Barr is more than I can take.
Kip W almost 4 years ago
Trump is, if anything, more corrupt now than when he entered the White House. Apparently, when you lower the bar, the Barr lowers you.
TurbosDad almost 4 years ago
It’s like a contest among them to see who can go lower. Sheesh…
yimhere almost 4 years ago
The embarrassment to our species (and country) continues. May it end this November (please!)?
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Get a shovel, they set this one in Hell!
ferddo almost 4 years ago
Appears that fewer and fewer people want to get on Barr’s ride…
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
“Low Barr, everybody down / Low Barr, yeah we’re coming to a town / And you’ll always shaft your neighbor / And you’ll always screw your pal / If you ever try to navigate on the Low Barr Canal!” Apologies to a venerable old American Folk Song.
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I would say that Hair Gropingfuror is the Pennywise in this circus but I don’t want to insult Stephen King’s work.
CW Stevenson almost 4 years ago
Trump “owns” you or you are a non-person.
Johnny on the Spot almost 4 years ago
It’s still too high for Trump & Barr
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{Off-topic:}
Trump We Can Do Without – {4 beats/line}
“Trump is a prez we can do without,”
say increasingly more of his erstwhile base, -
- yet Trump hasn’t yet quite lost his clout. …
… His base should acknowledge their shame and disgrace
that they’ve dragged their feet about kicking him out; -
- that they’re not yet rid of this mental case.
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Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
I wanted to have the most wonderful time
I went to Trump’s circus, with only a dime
But I saw all the clowns in the tents—and then, HE
And I barfed and I barfed, yessiree!
There were geeks with their chickenhawks, raising a stink
And a large bearded lady—Don, Jr. I think
An android named Jared, another named Mikey
(Ten pence is too much for me ever to like he)
Ivanka and Eric—and, then, least of all
Their Daddy Undearest—with a brain ten sizes too small!
Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{Off-topic:}
A Colonic for the Prez – {limerick}
Prescribe for The Donald a tonic
which’ll purge his BS; – a colonic.
His malarkey is chronic
and bigly moronic,
with none of it sweetly platonic.
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Old_Curmudgeon almost 4 years ago
{Off-topic:}
Massaging His Nutty Ego – {4 beats/line}
His nutsiness floods in a yuuge barrage. -
- Tho’ it looks like a spate of self-sabotage,
it exhilarates his yuuge entourage
and they stroke his ego with their fawning massage.
… Coda:
His value’s illusory, – a mere mirage
as his faults the Trumpites camouflage.
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Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Best Reichsführer ever.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Buck you, Farr. Dry. With a cactus.