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  1. about 11 hours ago on Tom Toles

    SHORT MEMORANDUM – {rhyme}

    Short will be Mueller’s note: -

    - “Trump gave me little to quote,

    but Boy!! – it got his goat

    that I had him by the throat.

    His chance to escape was remote.”


  2. 3 days ago on Tom Toles

    DISGUSTING – {rhyme}

    Trump is disgusting, – and more-so

    when showing his bare-bosomed torso.

    The stuff he’s incessantly texting

    is worse when grotesquely he’s sexting.


  3. 3 days ago on Tom Toles

    PRATFALL {rhyme}

    Trump plays the role of Charlie Brown.

    He tries for a field goal, but Kim lets him down

    and jerks The Donald bigly aroun’.

    Trump he pratfalls much like a clown.


  4. 4 days ago on Tom Toles

    DEALING WITH TRUMP – {rhyme}

    Dealing with Trump is purty durn’ hard,

    since his hand includes his Joker card.

    Be on your guard

    and disregard

    whatever he’s said; – it’s prob’ly a canard.


  5. 5 days ago on Tom Toles

    TRUST ME – {limerick}

    “Trust me. I’m GOOD at this.

    Ain’t NUTHin’ will go amiss

    as Muslims I diss. -

    - LEFTies might hiss,

    but my BASE is in oblivious bliss.”


  6. 6 days ago on Tom Toles

    Rs FOUL THEIR OWN NEST – {limerick}

    The Rs have fouled their own nest;

    their voters they’ve TOO much oppressed, -

    - so Dems will ag’in

    begin to win.

    In Red States the Dems’ll be blessed.


  7. 7 days ago on Tom Toles

    SPILLING HIS TRASH – {rhyme}

    Trump he opens his trash-cabinet’s door,

    and spreads his debris all over the floor.

    Lordy!! – there’s much he must answer for. -

    - Not much longer will it be before

    Mueller completes his clean-up chore.

    Then we’ll change the kitchen’s decor; …

    … no longer The Donald’s candy store.

    {The above is a rhyme of mixed metaphor.}


  8. 9 days ago on Tom Toles

    {Off the cartoon’s topic:}

    WHASSUP WITH TRUMP? – {limerick}

    Whassup with Trump? – Is he manic?

    Or has Mueller driven him to panic?

    He blows up volcanically

    while sinking Titanically,

    yet he thinks himself messianic.


  9. 9 days ago on Tom Toles

    {Off the cartoon’s topic:}

    NO PLAN B – {rhyme}

    re Iran he’s rash ………… and without a Plan B.

    Trump’s making hash, ….. not {policy} pol-i-see.

    Let’s throw him to trash … as crappy debris.


  10. 10 days ago on Tom Toles

    A YUUGE ‘JOHN HANCOCK’ – {rhyme}

    “See how yuugely I sign my name.

    It’s my Ego’s way to ensure acclaim

    that Trump has set the world on fire.

    It’s Obama-ism’s funeral pyre; -

    - The Donald WINS.

    My glory begins.”