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She was very angry for a day or so, but she did become chief of the household. For the rest of her days she would climb up on the dog’s food dish and eat from it while he watched. He also had a beanbag bed. The cat would curl up dead center of it, and the dog would come whining to us that she’d taken it.
I heard the people who made that determination were trump appointees
Furthering the metaphor, rhinos are nearly blind.
Last I heard, the courts ordered the county to certify and said they were breaking the law by not doing so – thus averting the spite handoff
Long ago, when my (now) wife moved in, I had 2 cats and she had a dog. They were all terrified of each other. They hid in separate bedrooms, and if they ventured out and ran into each other, they’d all turn tail and run back to their rooms.
I had a theory – only a theory – that if I could stop one of them from running, they’d see the other one ran away, and a natural pecking order could form.
One day, I got out of the shower, and one of my cats was there. I picked her up and started petting her. Then the dog came out. I figured I was dead anyway, so I might as well try it out.
The dog came over and I held the cat out. She became an open-faced Cuisinart of death. The dog screamed and ran back into the bedroom. Hid under the bed. I followed with the cat.
Right in front of my wife, the cat did what cats do – she turned the top half of her body 180 degrees and pierced my nose.
Don’t you remember when trump was taking credit for a big FoxConn deal in Wisconsin? All they had to do was give a lot of tax money up front and promises of tax breaks forever… And then trump’s trade war screwed it up
I’d vote for Cleavon Little before Hershel
The article I read claimed he filed for the tax break in April 2022, which would have been for 2021. It also speculated that he was going to claim it for this year, but it hadn’t happened yet.
Hillary was never associated with Alaska