Once every seven years, there is a convergence of monumental proportions. Cinco de Mayo, Taco Tuesday, and Teresa’s Birthday. This tequila sunrise coffee is going to ensure an especially lame day. I am beside myself. Let us all raise a chimichanga in honor of this day and to ensure ample fecal plumage for that epic Froglandian sunset. Lamen.
For my part, I prefer to consume my carrots, while sitting or standing in an upright position.
If you need to dangle downwardly from a horizontal pipe or pole, that’s your business, though polemics so proffered would, I should think, suffer from distractedness.
I do not find carrots controversial, but rather tasty, a trait I share willingly with Bugs Bunny, a celebrity of some standing in the comics industry….
painedsmile about 4 years ago
I want to be the first to wish you a happy birthday, Teresa!
painedsmile about 4 years ago
Happy Age Advancement Day! (Van) Gogh for it! Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
painedsmile about 4 years ago
I’d like to see a demonstration of that lewd carrot jugglery.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Genocide and suicide polemics a fire like carrots cut in matchsticks fires up something to stew over.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
May the fifth of Bailey’s Strawberry Chocolate, be the force within you Teresa.
Happiest BD
Peam Premium Member about 4 years ago
Happy Birthday, Teresa!!!
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…Happy Teachers Appreciation Day…
…Happy Cartoonist Day…
…Happy Cinco de Mayo…
… Happy Star Wars Sequel Day…
…but most importantly…
…Happy Birthday, Teresa…
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…he’s…er… pretty flexible…
…and lewd carrot juggler vein…
…if you can’t toot your own horn…you can still toot…
…it is called gymnastics…
…not janenastics…
…a Trump fan trying to explain to himself what Trump really meant…
…Biden his time for the right time to swallow his b.s. …
…that’s not the right way to limbo…
…yet, staying at home did give Polo a certain set of skills that became useful later…
…on…
…Burritt burittos…
…the best in all Froglandia…
…now with the new cinco de mayo…
ChukLitl Premium Member about 4 years ago
Politics, religion & lewd carrot juggling seem remarkably similar. Careful how you wave that polemic, someone will lose a eye or a tooth.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Teresa, is there a signature?
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago
HBD, TB!
/s/ DBV
coltish1 about 4 years ago
He’s testing pretzel designs. I think. He gets his mind in a “different” place thinking lewdly about carrots. Part of his “process.”
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Looks like they’re going through the same motions… Twisted, snarled, and burnt to a crisp.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just a quick question… is the juggling lewd, or are the carrots lewd?
I mean… it’s fine either way, really. Just curious.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
I don’t carrot all.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
Polemic dancers RULE …!
Ray_C about 4 years ago
Peeling a carrot always causes me to shrink up. I’ll just let that sit right there.
6turtle9 about 4 years ago
Frog Applause Yoga, it’s what all the lewdsters are doing.
6turtle9 about 4 years ago
Happy Being Born Day Teresa! Thanks for all the lame, without you, life just wouldn’t be the same!
6turtle9 about 4 years ago
Once every seven years, there is a convergence of monumental proportions. Cinco de Mayo, Taco Tuesday, and Teresa’s Birthday. This tequila sunrise coffee is going to ensure an especially lame day. I am beside myself. Let us all raise a chimichanga in honor of this day and to ensure ample fecal plumage for that epic Froglandian sunset. Lamen.
Bill Thompson about 4 years ago
Hoppy Birthday, Frog-Applause Creatrix!
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
As long as it’s lewd.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 4 years ago
It was the birth of the LAME
The Frogs saw it was good
They Applauded
INGSOC about 4 years ago
rhetorical yoga
UltraLameFest2 about 4 years ago
Happy, happy birthday, Teresa!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
For my part, I prefer to consume my carrots, while sitting or standing in an upright position.
If you need to dangle downwardly from a horizontal pipe or pole, that’s your business, though polemics so proffered would, I should think, suffer from distractedness.
I do not find carrots controversial, but rather tasty, a trait I share willingly with Bugs Bunny, a celebrity of some standing in the comics industry….
rgcviper about 4 years ago
Happy Birthday, Teresa! Thanks for your work on Frog Applause.
post hoc Premium Member about 4 years ago
Happy Birthday, Teresa. Thanks for making us think.