Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 04, 2020

‘I don’t like Mondays ( Tell me why ) I don’t like Mondayays……’

Looks like they’re gonna have a swinging time.

…Monday morning could not guarantee, that Monday evening you would still be here with me…

Reasons to be glad you aren’t in ID.:

Come Monday It’ll be a fright,

Come Monday noose is choking me tight.

I spent four lonely days in my dark dungeon phase

And I just want to swing by your side.

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versus

Come Monday It’ll be all right,

Come Monday I’ll be holding you tight.

I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze

And I just want you back by my side.

Gallows humor (literally)

Is someone on that walkway named Nail? If so, he will become a hang-nail.

“Not I meant when I said ‘wish I was hung.’”

Have recently finished a book on the Molly McGuires. Three of them were hanged in my home town. It was a true public spectacle.

All at once or one at a time to make it last longer?

Free the ID Five!

Garfield wants to talk to you, King.

Nothing cheers up the Fink like a Hanging.

the king should be up there

Cripes. That’s a truly bad Monday. Okay, now I don’t feel so bad about my inbox.

In court the were represented by the law offices of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and McCormack.

I prefer ‘the Saturdays,’ better legs

He should be hanged for saying that

looks like spring cleaning at the prison…

Sometimes it is good to be king, not so much a knave. A comdamed one at that.

Oy!

Sorry but nothing about the death penalty is funny.

oh my

Social distancing violators?

Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the right side of life. . .

The King is not a true surfer. A true surfer would want to hang ten.

They all look bored, not a tight rope in the bunch as there are no trap-doors.

five of them won’t have to worry about it for long.

This is supposed to be a cartoon….just saying

The “Mondays”??? Looks more like a case of the All-Done-Days.

Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day….

“Hang ‘em and hang ’em high, there’s no justice in Id.”

We have a hung jury.

Cue the song: “Just another manic Monday…”

Seems the king has been hanging out with Garfield

Hangin’ around, nothing’ to do but frown. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down

Not funny.

No slack in those ropes. They’ll just dangle there until they suffocate.

John Trump, John Jr., Eric, Jared,