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  1. about 7 hours ago on Jen Sorensen

    And why do I feel those “events” will be Russia and China nuking us after Trump bullheadedly starts WWIII by attacking Iran and/or North Korea over its nuclear ambitions?

  2. 8 days ago on Red and Rover

    Stan Lee wants to talk to you, Red.

  3. 10 days ago on Frazz

    Just don’t wipe out the miniature Stonehenge that’s on the bottom.

  4. 15 days ago on Andy Capp

    Well, I meant the two minute warning that’s customary in American rules football games, that is.

  5. 15 days ago on Tank McNamara

    And once again the judge overrules Hamilton Berger and allows Perry Mason to question the witness.

  6. 15 days ago on Andy Capp

    Don’t you mean “two minute warning”?

  7. 19 days ago on Luann

    I bet all of you are really hoping that Gunther and Bets break up this week, then Tiffany (after she fails to win over that Mooney U QB) steaks Jack away from Luann and when Luann begins to whine and cry about how unfair it is that Tiffany steals away boys she’s interested in and that she wished Aaron Hill didn’t move to Hawaii, that everyone—led by Bernice—forces Luann to start dating Gunther, which will lead to her eventually being forced to marry Gunther, thus trapping her in a miserable, loveless, sexually unsatisfying, abusive marriage to Gunther in which Gunther will beat up Luann every day when she begins to whine and cry how much happier she’d be if she was only married to Aaron Hill and how he would have provided for her instead of having to work at Weenie World with Gunther (she running the register, he cooking the weenies in the back) and getting to go to exotic places instead of staying at home every night with stick-in-the-mud Gunther.

    However, Luann deserves a better fate than this. She deserves to be with Aaron Hill! If Luann was really smart, she’d immediately run away to Hawaii, reunite with Aaron Hill, run away with him to Mexico, get married to him and have a bazillion kids with him, thus living happily ever after. It’s Luann’s destiny to be with Aaron Hill! Do it, Luann! Do it before it’s too late!

    Luann and Aaron Hill were meant to be together forever!

  8. 20 days ago on Andy Capp

    Besides you can bet (no pun intended) that online sports betting sites like Fanduel and William Hill have cut into Honest Harry’s business.

  9. 22 days ago on Red and Rover

    This is why I never make New Year’s resolutions. They are too easily broken. By January 15 there will be tumbleweeds blowing through the gyms where people were going who made New Year’s resolutions to diet and exercise more.

  10. 23 days ago on Tank McNamara

    The Smashers will probably do what the Jets and Giants will do come tomorrow: fire the coach, trade the crybaby quarterbacks and other crybaby players, hope for a high pick in the draft but then wind up with a garbage pick and a garbage player as a result, wind up getting another moron coach and more crybaby players, setting up another cellar-dweller season. Lather, rinse, repeat. :-P