Now mumbles “Aaron Burr!”
By all rights the Knicks should have gotten Zion Willimson but the draft lottery was rigged against them. Now with their off-season plans smashed to pieces, the only way they can become a playoff contender now is to trade their biggest crybaby player to the Lakers for LeBron James, who is the only player who can deliver that long-elusive third NBA title James Dolan wanted yesterday.
It’s still not up here but you can read it at The Daily Kos: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/7/9/1870396/-Cartoon-First-they-came-for-the-tofu-dogs
When is this week’s strip going to be up? The finally fixed GoComics but still no Jen Sorensen strip.
The NBA Draft was rigged against the Knicks from the beginning. They didn’t want them to get Zion Williamson. Also, this year’s free agency market is rigged against them. The Knicks just got another lost season of opportunities and will be cellar dwellers for the next five years unless they trade their biggest crybaby player for LeBron James. LeBron’s the only player who will lead the Knicks to that elusive third NBA title James Dolan wanted yesterday.
And thus the precursor for Deep Throat was born.
The King definitely isn’t going to make this Fourth of July safe and sane like Jerry’s calendar exhorted him and Nibbles to do in that Tom and Jerry cartoon “Safety Second”.
A month? I guess this strip takes place either in the South or the West. I always thought it took place in the Northeast. School’s been barely out for about a week here in New York State.
It seems rather fitting that the Giants traded their biggest crybaby player to the NFL’s biggest crybaby team. However, unless they trade Old Fart Eli, Big Blue will fall right down to the cellar once again next season.
As it stands right now Tiger Woods could use a few acts of God himself if he even wants to get remotely close to tying Jack Nicklaus’ record of 18 career major victories.