Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 15, 2020

I mite not eat that cheese.

And people wonder why they get tapeworms when they do that sort of thing with cheese.

Fohn Jarnworth One time I juggled a soccer ball with my feet, knees, chest, and head while walking 51 miles across frozen Lake Baikal, Siberia. What’s a farnworth?

can one find that one cheese in that British cheese shop which also sells Venezuelan beaver cheese?

That cheese sounds a mite unpalatable.

I believe Mr Farnworth has far too much time on his hands

Mitey strong cheese.

At least quark only has mites on the rind. Unlike the Sardinian cheese Cash marzu which is full of live maggots.

I thought that dog was a bear at first.

I’ve never had it in the first place, but now I know to stay away from Wurchwitzer Mite Cheese!

Did he learn that with his hackysack?

Lyme disease mite cheese? They’re trying a new recipe. The chef cough over the cheese and it’s kept in social isolation for a while. The Crown Cheese, flavor to die for! :D Seriously, what’s the idea of the mites? The cheese ages because of the decay of the proteins. The mites do nothing to the proteins of the cheese. I don’t think they even eat it.

I’ve had French Mimolette which is another mite cheese and it was tasty. I would try Würchwitzer if I had a chance to…

https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/wurchwitzer-mite-cheese

The guy making sure the soccer player didn’t cheat, also set a record for longest attention span involving a tedious job.

Rae, short for radar dish.

that juggling record is not likely to be broken anytime soon….and i finally found a cheese i will not eat

They can keep dat cheez!

I mite not be caught dead with that cheese.

Ok, did the dog only have ONE ear? Or one of its TWO ears was on top of its head?

And I’m glad that it was an accidental injury. I’d hate to think that someone would injure a dog like that deliberately.

I mite actually try that cheese.

Let’s give Rae some flounder genes and see what happens.

I’ve not heard of that particular cheese. I know that in some Slavic countries they eat a cheese with live larvae in it….

Since I’ve never heard of Rae I looked her up. Apparently her mother bit off her left ear, which is odd all by itself. Looking at the photos of her, you can see how the migration of the ear affected her skin and skull. It appears she can hear, though it’s hard to tell how well. This really is a bizarre case! (I couldn’t tell if she has a left ear hole, though. Biting off the flap shouldn’t have affected the rest of the ear.)

Regardless, she’s cute as can be!

That feat is quite impressive considering how competitive the walking-across-Lake-Baikal-while-jugging-a-soccer-ball competition is.

Those poor mites! I can hear their tiny screams with every bite.

Try that at an American restaurant and the Board of Health will shut you down before the check arrives.