Eulogy: “It’s easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the fish worthwhile, Is the fish who can smile, When his tail is too tight in the seat.”
“Go ahead and flush, Pookie.”
I thought the purpose for flushing a fish was to send it back to the ocean.
Why don’t any of them have those bugged-out eyes?
Be like Dad
And not like Sis
Raise the lid
Before you …
And which way do you want the toilet paper?
So if he wanted to be cremated it would be known as a fish fry?
Does that come with a bidet?
Closed lid, please!
it’s an opened and shut case!
These days, the premium coffin is to wrap the fish in TP first.
Plumbing the depths of their despair…
‘Burial at Sea’?
“Stop carping and don’t be koi.”
Is it a good flush? It’s so sad when they pop back up and you have to flush them 15 times.
The tissues on his desk are wet-wipes, either ™ or generic.
I’m in to Viking funerals. I wrap Goldie in some toilet paper, set it on fire, then flush.
I prefer it with some chips.
And which way should the TP be rolled?
Those funeral home directors are so sensitive…
Or if you are a little avant guard a ceremony can be arranged for him to be swallowed at Tau kappa Epsilon pledge week.
You will get caught in the city filter/ trap like those wipes that get flushed.
The cheapest plan involves the cat food factory.
Flush with grey water.
Remember, if you place a discarded toilet out by the curb to be hauled away, put the seat DOWN.
Similar to open or closed casket?
“Well, our grandfather was the king of poker, so we’d like the “royal flush” for him."
Good one : )
Dirty Dragon about 4 years ago
Eulogy: “It’s easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you’ve got the stock market beat. But the fish worthwhile, Is the fish who can smile, When his tail is too tight in the seat.”
“Go ahead and flush, Pookie.”
Bilan about 4 years ago
I thought the purpose for flushing a fish was to send it back to the ocean.
enigmamz about 4 years ago
Why don’t any of them have those bugged-out eyes?
Croms about 4 years ago
Be like Dad
And not like Sis
Raise the lid
Before you …
gammaguy about 4 years ago
And which way do you want the toilet paper?
Stevefk about 4 years ago
So if he wanted to be cremated it would be known as a fish fry?
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Does that come with a bidet?
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Closed lid, please!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
it’s an opened and shut case!
uniquename about 4 years ago
These days, the premium coffin is to wrap the fish in TP first.
J Quest about 4 years ago
Plumbing the depths of their despair…
danholt about 4 years ago
‘Burial at Sea’?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Stop carping and don’t be koi.”
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Is it a good flush? It’s so sad when they pop back up and you have to flush them 15 times.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 4 years ago
The tissues on his desk are wet-wipes, either ™ or generic.
marilynnbyerly about 4 years ago
I’m in to Viking funerals. I wrap Goldie in some toilet paper, set it on fire, then flush.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
I prefer it with some chips.
stamps about 4 years ago
And which way should the TP be rolled?
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Those funeral home directors are so sensitive…
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Or if you are a little avant guard a ceremony can be arranged for him to be swallowed at Tau kappa Epsilon pledge week.
Spacetech about 4 years ago
You will get caught in the city filter/ trap like those wipes that get flushed.
Lablubber about 4 years ago
The cheapest plan involves the cat food factory.
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Flush with grey water.
Bargrove about 4 years ago
Remember, if you place a discarded toilet out by the curb to be hauled away, put the seat DOWN.
Jersey Chuck about 4 years ago
Similar to open or closed casket?
Daeder about 4 years ago
“Well, our grandfather was the king of poker, so we’d like the “royal flush” for him."
Rolf Rykken Premium Member about 4 years ago
Good one : )