That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 09, 2020

“I’ll have them cleared out in a decade, and we can start building resorts.”

“We have nothing like these beautiful trinkets Your Majesty! I recommend we sell Madrid for $16 worth of them.”

Columbus was giving King Ferdinand And Queen Isabella the choice of the pile on their right or the people on the left. They were actually going to just kick his ass and take it all.

What’ll it be, your majesties? You can keep the wonders of the New World … Or you can trade it all for what’s behind Door #3!

Two hours into the timeshare sales pitch Fred and Ethel were beginning to realize the free tickets to Disney World weren’t worth the agony of listening to this self-inflating bag of hot air any longer.

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Pizza + cookie. Didn’t know that before today.

Someone bobbled the baubles and is boring Their Majesties who are trying to stay awake in their Murphy bed!

AND…a set of ginsu knives.

“You want Wampum?….Man….Have we got Wampum! We’ve got all kinds of Wampum…small Wampum, big Wampum, Wampum of all colors and shapes!….and if that’s not enough for you, these three beside me can make you some fresh, made from scratch Wampum!”

But wait, there’s more!

The queen waived the pearls, and decided to go with the cabana boy that had the rock hard 6 pack.

Act NOW and we’ll double your order absolutely free. (Just pay a small extra shipping charge.)

Sorry about that pile of weird vegetables, but those exotic peoples get real huffy if they don’t have them.

And if you adquire this magnificent especimen, l’ll include this beautiful necklace absolutly free!

“So here’s the deal, we didn’t find a lot of gold and precious stones but … we found lots of cheap labor…”

It took slaves 5 minutes to turn the chairs around on the early version of The Voice.

And your majesties, this is the newest fashions of the ’90s, with only 1/100 of the cloth needed as for our current fashion. But we sell them for the same price, so much greater profit margins.

An image search: 

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so, for the first time, Mr. Melcher has stumped me, and I have nothing to add (sorry).

First work by whomever this is/was by, used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2400 (March 8, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

.,..and all of this came from a wondrous place in the town bazaar called “Dollar Tree”!

Their majesties gaped in dismay/ they could see there was simply no way/ that natives and fruit/ could generate loot/ the costs of the voyage to defray..

Yeah, I know it’s not the spices and gold we were looking for, but I really think this is going to pay off in the future.

2. But sanity soon prevailed/ and again Old Christopher sailed/ with a boatload of Priests/ to “enlighten” those “beasts”/ and slavery soon entailed…

3. Now History’s serpents uncoiled/ and the nation is lately embroiled/ in frenzied revision/ and Chris knows derision/ his “rep” irredeemably soiled…

jerry and Joan the king and queen were awfully hot and were envious of the natives who wore so little. the natives thought the court was crazy.

“We introduced them to alcohol, they introduced us to tobacco. Talk about ‘WIN-WIN’!”

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