Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 24, 2020

…camera…snacks…portable litter box…feather on a stick…

Looks like Goldie got the John Bolton. And I think they might need spider snacks.

Fake mustaches are essential for everything. EVERYTHING.

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I want to see Elvis in a watch cap, sunglasses and fake mustache!

Ahhhh, cuteness overload!!! :::thud:::!

I got coffee, and a black knit hat … I just need to find my mustache … and a donut … maybe one frosted with maple icing and covered with bacon …

Even with the coffee, I can’t help wondering how long it’ll be before the Big Red Couch starts snoring.

Wait… Look at Goldie in that last frame. Doesn’t that moustache look familiar? Is the evil father in ix lives wearing a falsie?

Must be an alternate reality where Wilford Brimley was in Stakeout instead of Richard Dreyfuss.

How many bets they’re going to fall asleep before you say zzzzzz!

Beatrix put her paw print on the coffee thermos!

Looks like our kitten knows how to run a stake-out.

OMC!!! Where did the cats go and who are these odd little men with mustaches.

I would so go on a stake out with these guys! Is cuddling ok, on a stake out?

Ah, the ol’ moustache n disguise trick. It always works for me. They never suspect I’m a bear and I sneak away with all their food.

Brilliant!

OMC, I’m dyin’ here…this is hilarious!

Again today, I am dying. <3 <3 :))

Love it!

That is adorable.

OMC – Beatrix, Puck and Goldie are absolutely adorable in the last panel, even though I think they look like a small gang of bikers!

I do believe that this stakeout is d****d to failure. Bea should have researched how long it takes for new grass to die before starting this stakeout.

Dennis, just checking in to see how you’re doing. still sending prayers for comfort and peace your way.

Laughed and smiled the whole time. A great start to the day.

It’s 106 miles to the grassland, we’ve got a full complement of fake mustaches, half a thermos of coffee, it’s dark under the bed, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

She thought of everything!

Aww, so cute.

Um Beatrix, how did you fasten those mustaches to your faces? Because I’m thinking it might hurt when you take them off.

In Spanish, one word serves for “mustache” and “animals’ whiskers”: bigote

See how much better your day’s going now? ;-) And yes, “bigote” is a “false friend” (linguistically speaking) along with “embarazada”, and “sopa”.

I’m thinking Puck should switch mustaches with Goldie.

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An oldie from Gerry and the Pacemakers: How Do You Do It?

How do the humans do the things they do?

I mustache you,

Wish I knew why they do the things they do,

But I haven’t a clue.

…….

Why do the humans do the things they do?

Like the Vegas Tree,

And there’s the man in the cuckoo clock,

There is so much to see!

…….

I love these Humans with all my heart,

I think they always knew it,

But these strange things from the start,

I don’t know how they do it!

…….

How do the humans do the things they do?

I mustache you,

Wish I knew why they do the things they do,

But I haven’t a clue.

I’m more of a Groucho glasses kind of girl, but yeah!

Thanks for the laughs, Georgia.

Holy inconspicuous, why not just go with Groucho glasses?

OMC…… This is just too cute! Especially Puck being so excited about fake moustaches.

OK, then, Groucho sunglasses and knit caps with earholes.

Given that none of them has much money…

Now go out and get yourself some thick black frames

With the glass so dark they won’t even know your name

And the choice is up to you ’cause they come in two classes

Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses

Anybody else suddenly flash back to ZZTop?

Looking good! Nice meowstaches.

(Going off of yesterday’s main comment’s replies): What do you call a cow with no legs?: Ground beef (but wait there’s MORE cow jokes!) what do you call a cow with two legs: lean beef + What do you call a cow with three legs: Tri-tip. And finally: Why do cows wear bells?: Because their horns don’t work.

Where are the donuts?

And loose the idiotic fake mustaches.

Oh my cat! So much cuteness (wants to snuggle all the kitties!)

Now I’m really glad the the grocery store was out of my usual blueberry muffins that I eat for breakfast so I was forced, forced I tell you, to get donuts instead.

Crazy kitty !

Leave it to Beatrix to think of everything.

Portable food dish…

You got the coffee, so you’re all set!

The first three kind of make sense