My mother had her quirks, and one of them was that she loved to iron! Ironed everything, including everyone’s underwear. The ironing board was a permanent feature in the kitchen. It took me several years to realize that this was not normal…
He’s right. She doesn’t work, all the time at home, too hard for her to iron? Learn from Mary Tyler Moore and get a job, or learn to iron for your kid.
My mom was a nice woman, but she had OCD when it came to housekeeping. She ironed dust rags so they would look good in the closet.
My wife pointed this out to her and my mom replied, “Well, after I die if the neighbors come in, I want them to know I keep a clean house.”
My wife replied, “Mom, if they’re looking in your closets, I’m throwing them out of the house.”
Another time my mom bragged that her neighbors knew she kept a clean house because she always bleached her mop head and put it outside to dry.
My wife said, “Oh, if I saw a mop head that clean, I’d think you never used it.” My dad and I grabbed our coats and went across the street to the Knights of Columbus for a beer.
My wife and I had a good relationship with both sets of parents.
I know a few ‘Calvins’ who demand quality work from others but slop around doing their own. I always just figure their father owns the company or something.
It’s “here’re some clean clothes,” NOT “here’s some clean clothes.” She knows better, but now Calvin will use her poor grammar to defend his ignorance.
This strip appears in “The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book” along with a strip featuring Calvin and Dad. Watterson states “Dad and I still have this kind of relationship but I like to think I’m easier on my Mom now.”
The best thing for mom to do here is: Iron his clothes with enough starch to make the collars as stiff as a board and take the flex out of the pants. We’ll see if he complains about less ironing then.
My uncle was a GP. Once I saw my aunt ironing his underwear. She explained that she didn’t want the other doctors to see him in wrinkled undies when they changed clothes before a surgery.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
One day Calvin will say this to a woman who will become his ex-wife.
codycab about 4 years ago
On Earth, we say “Thank you”, Calvin.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
know of anyone who actually has pressed briefs?
sirbadger about 4 years ago
If you iron socks and underwear, will the elastic still work?
jmworacle about 4 years ago
Well Mom could warm your bottom.
Baarorso about 4 years ago
She does take pride in her work Calvin, but the problem is..you don’t.
w6nim7 about 4 years ago
Maybe she should STARCH them (heavy on the starch!). They’d be harder to stuff into the drawer.
orinoco womble about 4 years ago
If she were Dennis’ mom, panel 4 would have him sitting in the corner with a smarting bottom, holding Hobbes.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Mom has other pressing issues to attend to, Calvin. Hahaha.
Alexander the Good Enough about 4 years ago
My mother had her quirks, and one of them was that she loved to iron! Ironed everything, including everyone’s underwear. The ironing board was a permanent feature in the kitchen. It took me several years to realize that this was not normal…
lucky444 about 4 years ago
He’s right. She doesn’t work, all the time at home, too hard for her to iron? Learn from Mary Tyler Moore and get a job, or learn to iron for your kid.
hariseldon59 about 4 years ago
She trusts Calvin with an iron?
A Hip loving Canadian... about 4 years ago
… says the kid who lets Hobbes do his homework.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
What’s an Iron?
dflak about 4 years ago
My mom was a nice woman, but she had OCD when it came to housekeeping. She ironed dust rags so they would look good in the closet.
My wife pointed this out to her and my mom replied, “Well, after I die if the neighbors come in, I want them to know I keep a clean house.”
My wife replied, “Mom, if they’re looking in your closets, I’m throwing them out of the house.”
Another time my mom bragged that her neighbors knew she kept a clean house because she always bleached her mop head and put it outside to dry.
My wife said, “Oh, if I saw a mop head that clean, I’d think you never used it.” My dad and I grabbed our coats and went across the street to the Knights of Columbus for a beer.
My wife and I had a good relationship with both sets of parents.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I know a few ‘Calvins’ who demand quality work from others but slop around doing their own. I always just figure their father owns the company or something.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
Mom, you should starch his underwear!
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
It’s a good thing for you that she doesn’t, Calvin!
cocavan11 about 4 years ago
It’s “here’re some clean clothes,” NOT “here’s some clean clothes.” She knows better, but now Calvin will use her poor grammar to defend his ignorance.
tcumming about 4 years ago
Careful Calv … she might just iron AND STARCH them turning them into a guillotine, like in a bad cartoon
SunflowerGirl100 about 4 years ago
I read a memoir by a maid who worked in the Downton Abbey era. One householder demanded she iron the shoe laces!
LeeCox about 4 years ago
She’s your mother, not your maid, Calvin!
gantech about 4 years ago
He wants the clothes pressed, and then he stuffs them into a drawer, where they get all jumbled up.
InuYugiHakusho about 4 years ago
Well, ma’am, don’t blame Calvin for starting a house fire trying to use the iron, because you technically gave him permission to use it.
Calvinist1966 about 4 years ago
This strip appears in “The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book” along with a strip featuring Calvin and Dad. Watterson states “Dad and I still have this kind of relationship but I like to think I’m easier on my Mom now.”
Ripplin Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m with his mother on this one. It’s underwear. Who cares if they’re ironed?! :p
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s so hard to find good help now days…
TomB1 about 4 years ago
The best thing for mom to do here is: Iron his clothes with enough starch to make the collars as stiff as a board and take the flex out of the pants. We’ll see if he complains about less ironing then.
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
“I might iron your underwear while you wear it….”
LivelyClamor about 4 years ago
Yep. Ass-in-training…
Rogers George Premium Member about 4 years ago
My uncle was a GP. Once I saw my aunt ironing his underwear. She explained that she didn’t want the other doctors to see him in wrinkled undies when they changed clothes before a surgery.
Taracinablue about 4 years ago
This is from a different era simply because Calvin even knows what ironing is.
The Pro from Dover about 4 years ago
I read a story about a guy that wears his underwear once and then throws them away. He goes to the store every month and gets a new supply.
rgcviper about 4 years ago
Somehow I sense Calvin’s not happy with the laundry service here …
Better luck next time, buddy.