Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2020

…..Only if you come back up again.

Figures.

Now if we could just do that with all of the lawyers.

Is Sue down there?

It’s your own fault for doing the pirouette.

Maybe his wife, named Sue, is already dead??

“Brewster Rockit” also mentions precognition today. What’s going on?

The ice was much thicker in years past

Hey, see you in court …

Sue who? Mother Nature for not evenly thickening the ice?…….actually, wait, I take that back. I can see some lawyers trying to do that…

Your also going to freeze.

I am really impressed that he dotted the “i” and nailed the apostrophe!

Question: Can you sue if the circumstance in which you intend to sue is premeditated. Like writing on ice prior to falling in. Surely a sign of guilt. “ I know don’t call me Surely because you get offended. However if whoever answers this is named surely then I just spelled the name wrong, ok, so sue me already.

I love how eager the bystanders are, at saving the litigious.

There isn’t a week goes by that I don’t hear someone say, “We can’t do that any more!” Insurance companies take the hit for these frivolous lawsuits; and they are restricting our lives in countless ways. It is time for the government to rein in the courts, and bring back a world where people realize the world can be a dangerous place, and take responsibility for their mistakes.

My wife and I never had a prenuptial agreement. We wouldn’t have gotten together if we have planned to split.

Besides, financially, we had nothing TO split.

Swim towards the dark. Believe me.

They’re playing hockey on what looks like speed skates. That would make for an interesting game.

thin ice?? Are we talking primary candidates here?

Who brought their fishing poles?

Prince “1999”: “I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast”.

Throw him a rope…attached to an anchor!

I’d be interested in knowing whom is going to be sued? The owner of the pond? If so, were you invited to skate on it or were you trespassing? Did you check the thickness of the ice before venturing onto its surface? There is a principle called “assumption of the risk.” But no worries. Just check a few of the lesser known cable TV channels. Lots of lawyers will happily give you another soaking.

Global warming makes a personalized point with climate change denier and litigation addict Al C. Uincourt.

Keep your stick on the ice ;~|

How do you sue a pond??

Lewis Grizzard, not Rod Stewart nor Willie Nelson!!

Hope he was a lawyer.

no divorce both of us are too stubborn to give in besides either one of us would take the kids

My father talked about people who’d walk in front of moving vehicles like they were thinking, “You hit me and I’ll sue!” My dad’s answer: “If I hit you you’ll be in no condition to sue.” ;D

Sue’s not here, man.

Until someone shows up with a Video proving he Knew the hole was there when he started skating towards it.