That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 13, 2020

“I like my meat rare, but this is too much.”

“I brought a Jägermeister; deer and beer. Ewe think this is enough doe?”

Ludim, being served an eviction order. No pets allowed.

“Try this on your beard. It should darken the color. “

Talk about fawning behavior in making her plea!

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei being served subpoena from Ukrainian Airlines.

Here’s today’s weather forecast, Master – “sunny and warm, with a chance of beheadings”..

you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to accept this papyrus?

My bad – my secretary took down the message wrong and I thought it was “beer nuts.”

Did he bring her my slice of pizza? Hey, waiter! That’s my order!

Salmon Rushdie wrote another book and sent you a signed copy…

Jeffrey Epstein was just getting to know his latest squeeze when he was interrupted by the arrival of a warrant.

“Just sign here, or if you prefer, you may use ApplePay.”

We don’t serve alcohol here. Would a ‘dear’ do?

“This ‘pizza’ you bring me is a most wondrous invention.”

No! Not a B-I-E-R! A B-E-E-R!

The Messenger:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Frederick_Arthur_Bridgman_-_The_Messenger,_1879.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. This is a different caption repeat of a prior strip. Other versions has that strip’s coloration.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/bridgman_frederick_arthur.html

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=276

https://americanart.si.edu/artist/frederic-arthur-bridgman-575

http://peterjungfineart.com/artist/bridgman-frederick-arthur/

http://www.frederickarthurbridgman.org/

https://www.askart.com/artist/Frederic_Arthur_Bridgman/22048/Frederic_Arthur_Bridgman.aspx

http://www.artnet.com/artists/frederick-arthur-bridgman/biography 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (5 times, with this repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/11/20?comments=visible 

has the prior, which, like the different caption repeat of this strip 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/11/19?comments=visible 

while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 15 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2360 (January 12, 2020) blog entry (it didn’t appear in the blog the first time the work was used here), accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

I think it’s gonna take more than a pet fawn to cheer that kid up.

“..and this is a Limerick/ that was sent to you by some dick/ named Ish ma el/ who wishes you well/ having heard that you were sick.”

But, now that he’s seen your “date”/ (who can be no older than eight)/ he detests your perversion, you perverted old Persian:/you’re an odious reprobate !

On Beverly Hillbillies the other day, a sheik who wanted to buy Ellie May referred to her as a gazelle.