That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 13, 2019

The royal Tinder account no one swiped right.

Sofia like to dress up a bit for the women’s bowling night.

“From your comments on my crown and my looks, I presume you don’t recognize a zip gun when you see one“.

“Yes, those are the living room drapes attached to my bum. What’s your point?”

When Hermione said Harry was a drag he proved her right.

her name was maria de las mercedes, but truth be told, the guys all called her “de las edsels”…

Pierre had dressed formally with a crown but, even with the sash, he still didn’t feel like the crown princess who would one day be…..well, we needn’t get too far ahead of ourselves!

“It’s not vibrating. Will someone please bring her ‘Royal Hynesty’ some AA batteries for this thing?”

Marie was a Poser.

Caroline’s aspiration in life was to be the perfect accessory for any room.

She’s a column of alabaster/ her portraitist clearly a master/ yet however he tries/ the cruel truth to disguise/ from the neck up, the girl’s a disaster.

It’s a MAN baby!

Carol, in a lame effort to be risqué, and shows some toe.

“We need to talk about this pregnancy kit I found in the trash”

The question that 19th century gentlemen dreaded hearing: “Does this sash me look fat?”

Her latest gold-digging suitor turned into a toad, she was feeling pretty pleased with this wand that she had found.

Magic Hair Removal Tube my royal arse.

Bob never believed that old expression:

“Once a queen, always a queen … but once a knight’s enough!”

Woeful moments in phallic portraiture.

“What ? This old thing? Why, I picked it up for a song at Marshall’s …”

did steve make a mistake? should it be “Miss I-Like-Carolina instead”?

Will you hurry up, George? How long does it take to fix a little hole in my stockings?

Don’t make me come over there to spank you.

“I’m royalty. I should NOT have to light the barbecue myself.”

Maria de las Mercedes of Orléans: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:La_reina_Mar%C3%ADa_de_las_Mercedes_de_Orleans_(Museo_del_Prado).jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has strip coloration.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=11160 

https://www.museodelprado.es/recurso/ojeda-y-siles-manuel/7591c5bf-6fc9-4f0c-a875-3cd144fd554c 

http://dbe.rah.es/biografias/30667/manuel-ojeda-y-siles 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2349 (December 12, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“It’s not a train, it’s a blaparoonie soaker for errant farts. Knock off this ‘train’ crap.”

The new metallic dresses worked well for portraiture. But it was impossible to walk anywhere.

“Calm down, boys. You paid for an hour and it’ll take that long to strip all this off.”

Looked her up from the painting title. Sad story – she married the King of Spain in January, 1878 and died of typhoid that June, shortly after turning 18.

“Dude Looks Like a Lady”.

HRH Sofia decided that a blue sash was not regal enough. so she waved her magic wand and…

THIS disguise should get me a free pass Ladies Day at the Melbourne Oval… But it hurts my throat to yell “GO Carlton Blues” in a high falsetto" ! :>)

“Why is he taking so long to get the drinks?”

“Oh nuts, this isn’t the remote!”