Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2020

It might as well be a pig, cause “happy as a pig” is as complete and accurate as “happy as a clam.”

The two clams on the there don’t look very happy.

That’s a sweet deal! Clams are expensive!!!

At least its not a barrel full of monkeys.

Or a bag of hammers.

How many clams willIt cost me?

Time foh some chowdah!

McMussels…

If it was actually fried clams, I’d be happy with that meal.

Who started the “happy as a clam” thing? How can there possibly any truth to it?

Lunch on the Cape.

Mmm…steamers…

I’ve never knowingly eaten a clam.

I wonder where that saying came from.. a clam pretty well always has sand in it.. and that just has to create an itch you can’t scratch

I’m hoping those are fresh or they’re really going to stink!

Don’t have a sea-zure : > ]

Clams are filter feeders. Thanks, but none for me.

A bucket of steamed clams and a beer is a happy meal.

Is the commentator in the corner there to explain the joke, and forestall all the “I don’t get it” comments?

Ralph, I don’t anybody has ever asked the clams about that.

Careful, for their size they spit 10 times further than a camel. Delight your friends.

now he’s feeling crabby…

if he eats them will he feel clammy…?

Clams got legs!

The world is his oyster

I think the complete saying is “Happy as a clam at high tide.”