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Earthling Premium

I was born on Earth and have lived here all my life.

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Off the Mark

    Hit and run-on

  2. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

    I like everything about what you just said

  3. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    Yep. Cat got your tongue?

  4. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    There’s just 1 problem…

  5. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    Ok everyone, go Google “hermit crab out of its shell”. They are horrifying.

  6. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    Public service announcement to parents: You do not have to provide your teen with a phone. It is a privilege, not a right.

  7. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    It’s like when the dog bark at strangers at the door, only the digital version.

  8. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    It’s a truckload of fun

  9. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    Saint Nick or a Saint Bernard? Hmmm…

  10. 5 days ago on Off the Mark

    But I love my microwave. He’s not perfect but he’s pretty great. :)