No. No, it would not.
And “Ve haf vays”
“I got it right here, sister!”
The guy on the left looks like an early Homer Simpson … From the “Tracey Ullman” days.
He’s thinking, “WTF – what the foot?”
Part of the #HONKTOO movement
Probably trying to remember why he sat down, where he was going, what he was supposed to be doing.
Least he’s not “scratching” to be let out! (Apologies to someone – I’ve seen that in a strip somewhere …)
He’s not gonna be able to hit the brakes, either!
“It took me forever to get here! I’m hungry and thirsty; why don’t you have any vending machines? There’s no place to sit down, either! And why can’t I get WiFi here?” (Okay, that was four complaints! But I just got started!)