The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 25, 2019

She looks like a chip off the old chocolate block.

Why are the aschios always pist??

I see Mr. Peanut is a proud parent.

She studied under a bunch of nutty professors there.

A real filbert factory. ;-)

Ah the old almond mater.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you….are!

The school principal was a real nut case!

His kid really came out of his shell in university.

She seemed to be going well, till she trailed off, met some fruits, and got all mixed up.

Any chance her name is Hazel?

All he learned in college was how to get baked.

Mr. Peanut doesn’t seem impressed.

And the graduate who was in ROTC became a Lieutenant Kernel.

You better get crackin’ on the job hunt. Good jobs don’t grow on trees, you know.

Her dad Macadamia has already bought her a house next door to the Drury Lane Muffin Shop and only a block walk to the Keebler Family Tree factory.

Has a pecan do attitude.

Yeh, I am thinking soon she will be in the dough.

If she gets in a jam, don’t worry, it’ll work out.

Really terrible puns today! Well done!

A fine university but it will cost all the cash-you can make.