Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2019

…and beer.

The Universe wouldn’t steer you wrong.

I hope the pizza has anchovies.

What the world needs now / Is love, sweet love / It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of / so, When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie / That’s amore

We bears always knew the answers. We’ve always lived to eat.

Thin or thick crust?

I wouldn’t ask that question on the edge of a precipice.

Pizza pizza!

“Benedicamus Domino‘s”.

“Pizza will get you through a day without answers better than answers will get you through a day without pizza.”

-Grassy Noel

“Thou shalt not make unto thee any pizza topped with pineapple.”

exactly the right reply…

Yum. Sausage pizza.

I’d have though it would have been Divinity with (life is just a bowl of ) cherries fudge, but, hey, pizza would be among my top 3-4 answers!

I thought it would be Rat robbing the pizza delivery Guy!

Zebra flavor for Crocs ! … Croc Power !

What about “42”?

“Well, it’s nothing very special. Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

It’s all in his head…he was hungry anyways…

If the height of the pizza is a, and the radius of the pizza is z, then the volume of the pizza is pi(z*z)a.

Hell yeah!

I was having a bad day and feeling miserable. So a voice from the heavens said: “Cheer up, things could be worse.”

So I cheered up.

And sure enough, things got worse.

Amen and pass the pepperoni!

I could really use a pizza right now.

Nature’s most perfect food.

Of course! It’s so clear to me now!

Detroit style!

Cold pizza and beer are not just for breakfast, anymore!

Pig’s answer is always food, and it is no a bad way to go!

Seven equal slices!

All major food groups except chocolate!

A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!”“However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.” — Poem by Stephen Crane.

In the bumper montage for a radio talk show,a western pioneer-type voice intones, “I’m just a man making his mark.”

Thin or thick crust? With or without anchovies? Extra cheese? Peppers? Is Hawaiian pizza really pizza?

There are always more questions…

In life, there is no purpose.

- Buddha

That’s wrong. Everyone knows the true answer is chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.

Oh, and Forty-Two.

And then some tasty Mason Verger.

today’s strip begins on Pearl’s infamous LemmingsLeap, except framed left-ish instead.

Truth!

If there’s Italian sausage or bacon on it, is Pig then a cannibal?

Pig is right. Pizza is the answer!

What was the question, again?

WooHoo! 39 replies (so far) a new record for me, how I love causing trouble he he he!

Pizza time.