The Johnsons behoove Noah to take them aboard the Ark.
“You Noah-count cheaters!”
Was Noah a bishop?
“Oh, no we’re not.” “Oh, yes you are.”
I know its you Mr. Johnson because you’re a horse’s ass even before you trotted up.
How long can you tread water? ha ha haha ha!
“I TOLD you we should have used the unicorn suit, Linda!”
Anyone could have boarded, but no one wanted. At it was not because of the expected bad smell of the ark.
Three: You were supposed to come in pairs!
We don’t know how to swim……
The Johnsons? Noah way!
Now boarding Group 6.
I’ll let you know if we need a couple of a—holes.
Neigh! They’re just raising some cain.
The Johnsons? There were Brits trying to get on the Ark?
Oh, I see. It’s the brothers Ben and David.
They eventually made it on, and that’s why we have cartoonists today!
“Sorry, we already have eight humans on the Ark. And two of every animal that didn’t cause the flood.”
It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39
Thanks for the answer!
Let em on, you could use some help shoveling manure.
If Noah’s neighbours had really wanted to join him in the boat, they would have been welcomed and not refused.
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Johnsons behoove Noah to take them aboard the Ark.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“You Noah-count cheaters!”
RAGs almost 5 years ago
Was Noah a bishop?
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
“Oh, no we’re not.” “Oh, yes you are.”
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
I know its you Mr. Johnson because you’re a horse’s ass even before you trotted up.
Madzdad the bard almost 5 years ago
How long can you tread water? ha ha haha ha!
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
“I TOLD you we should have used the unicorn suit, Linda!”
Felix Raven Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Anyone could have boarded, but no one wanted. At it was not because of the expected bad smell of the ark.
su43dipta almost 5 years ago
Three: You were supposed to come in pairs!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
We don’t know how to swim……
J Short almost 5 years ago
The Johnsons? Noah way!
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Now boarding Group 6.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
I’ll let you know if we need a couple of a—holes.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
Neigh! They’re just raising some cain.
gammaguy almost 5 years ago
The Johnsons? There were Brits trying to get on the Ark?
Oh, I see. It’s the brothers Ben and David.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They eventually made it on, and that’s why we have cartoonists today!
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
“Sorry, we already have eight humans on the Ark. And two of every animal that didn’t cause the flood.”
Printer almost 5 years ago
It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39
Rhonda Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thanks for the answer!
Asharah almost 5 years ago
Let em on, you could use some help shoveling manure.
[Unnamed Reader - 96ae98] over 4 years ago
If Noah’s neighbours had really wanted to join him in the boat, they would have been welcomed and not refused.