Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The Johnsons behoove Noah to take them aboard the Ark.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “You Noah-count cheaters!”

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    Was Noah a bishop?

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    “Oh, no we’re not.” “Oh, yes you are.”

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    I know its you Mr. Johnson because you’re a horse’s ass even before you trotted up.

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 5 years ago

    How long can you tread water? ha ha haha ha!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “I TOLD you we should have used the unicorn suit, Linda!”

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    Felix Raven Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Anyone could have boarded, but no one wanted. At it was not because of the expected bad smell of the ark.

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    su43dipta  almost 5 years ago

    Three: You were supposed to come in pairs!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    We don’t know how to swim……

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    The Johnsons? Noah way!

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    Now boarding Group 6.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll let you know if we need a couple of a—holes.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Neigh! They’re just raising some cain.

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    The Johnsons? There were Brits trying to get on the Ark?

    Oh, I see. It’s the brothers Ben and David.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They eventually made it on, and that’s why we have cartoonists today!

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    amaneaux  almost 5 years ago

    “Sorry, we already have eight humans on the Ark. And two of every animal that didn’t cause the flood.”

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    Printer  almost 5 years ago

    It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39

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    Rhonda Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thanks for the answer!

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    Asharah  almost 5 years ago

    Let em on, you could use some help shoveling manure.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 96ae98]  over 4 years ago

    If Noah’s neighbours had really wanted to join him in the boat, they would have been welcomed and not refused.

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