I kinda miss those Christian-theme Christmas stripes that I got used to from BC. Please don’t go PC this way!
Tornados are invisible unless they’re loaded with dust and water? Really? No kidding? I wonder what you would say next about the wind. I suggest saying: wind is invisible unless it hits a tree that starts to wave. Or something like that surprising scientific fact. By the way, there was a tornado, kike 10 meters from me, what was really invisible: the trees close to my window, the wall of rain and hail and the flying leaves hid it from me, I only saw the destruction it made. They were very tornado-like: a relatively narrow stripe of destruction through the neighborhood. It was a very unlikely thing in Budapest, Hungary.
My father did the same all the time. Boy, how much I hated that kind of sandwiches. Most of the time they ended up in the trashcan. “First world problem”, and “Why didn’t you make your own sandwiches” comments hit me!
I heard that more than one of these “body modification enthusiasts” committed suicide because when they saw their image in mirror, it was so much different from their inner person. Sad thing people see these kind of weird thing as their self-realization. Instead of seeking some help from a psychologist. For example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Genest
A waited long for something as good as this. :-)
I don’t think the whole catholic church is like that. It cannot be farther from the truth. But these sins that they committed are very very very serious, and the leaders should put great effort into cleaning their church from these. Abandoning mandatory celibacy would be a good start.
“The church” – I hope you only mean the Catholic church. There were other churches too, no matter how hard the Catholic clergy persecuted them. While the other (persecuted) Christian churches mostly took care about getting to know God better, the Catholic clergy made out stupid religious superstitions like this about the forks…
Now, thank God this is still a joke, but as we approach an era that resembles to Orwell’s 1984, there will be a time when it wouldn’t be PC anymore to call this insect a ladybug. Sad, but true, but sooner or later some stupid activist would say “this name is offensive”, and society won’t stand up, like “hey, shut up stupid, go to a mental clinic”, but would agree.
And no puppies were harmed during the filming.