Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Andrew Gottlieb wrote his version of Eat, Pray, Love called drink, play, f@#k.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rat will soon be sued for plagiarism of Panda’s Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    “Drink, fight, puke”, Rat, that seems your philosophy of life.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Andy Capp?

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    The search and self-discovery is when you discover your front teeth have been knocked out and you start searching for them.

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    garcoa  almost 5 years ago

    The 4th one is “wakes up in jail”.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    You forgot “Repeat”, Rat.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Rat you are more of a : backstab , screw over and trash talk creature …….. Croc Power !

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I hate those stupid books about women finding themselves, or love, etc. The escapades are trite and boring! Come on….”EYE ROLL”

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    I’d like to see Julia Roberts in that movie!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    My memoir is going to be titled as “Eat Sleep and A Walk in the Woods”.

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    rugeirn  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry, Rat; Hunter S. Thompson got there first.

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    JC4  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a song by the Hollywood Vampires – My Dead Drunk Friends.https://binged.it/2Kj0Ki3

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    PeteHenderson  almost 5 years ago

    “Shoot, Reload, Shoot…..

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    For several years I worked in a small metal working shop where it was more like drink, gamble, puke but I have no trouble understanding Rat. They thought I was some weird teetotaler because I didn’t consume a quart of whiskey a day. A couple of beers was like a big fountain soda to these guys.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    My college roommate already wrote that one.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Eat, s**t, sleep. Me and an old dog.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    They say you should write what you know. For me it would be “Wake up in the middle of the night, Pee, Wander house til morning nap time (repeat daily)”

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ll be looking for this on Ebay!!!!! lol

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    Pig’s version would probably be Eat, Sleep, Eat.

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    MooseMaple  almost 5 years ago

    Rat may be one of Terry Pratchett’s Nac Mac Feegle (The Wee Free Men), only grey. Their motto was “Drinking, Fighting, and Stealing Ships (Sheep)”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I practice self-discovery, but I don’t write about it.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    If you get it in the other order, there’s less fighting… though you may be evicted from your favorite binge-site.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    But the New Age-y fans like Goat won’t want to read your memoir, Rat. Maybe a few Young Punks, or an old former newspaperman or two hanging out in a seedy bar….

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    Die Barney  over 3 years ago

    If puke is in the title of your memoir, you may need to turn your life around.

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