Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 24, 2019

I wonder if they ever have that dream that they’re swimming along and all of a sudden there’s a waterfall. Oh No!!!

One time I got shot 200 feet and five inches from a cannon.

Why do they keep saying bionic on Ripley’s Believe it or Not the television show when it’s a lie. The last episode I watched said one of the stories was about a bionic bird that was severely wounded in a fight with another bird. Whether it’s man or beast, the only way someone is bionic is if he’s better than he was before, better, stronger, faster.

How cold does Hell, Michigan get compared to Hell, Norway?

I heard no one ever leaves hell.

If a shark stops swimming they die from the lack of oxygen. They don’t drown.

David Smith Sr. must have been the right caliber !

It is also a town near Detroit, which also gets cold in the Winter.

Hell yeah!

No wonder why some sharks are always so cranky!

Guess the sharks followed Dory’s advice.

In Dante’s Inferno the center of Hell is frozen and Satan is embedded in ice from his upper torso down. In one of his three mouths he is eating Judas Iscariot. This is the fate of those guilty of treachery. The revenge against their sins is literally a dish served cold.

no wonder the mother-in-law keeps coming over…hell really did freeze over….

There is also a Hell in Michigan that can get cold during the Winter time.

Was Mr. Smith Senior able to buy flight insurance before his stunt?

Hell mean Successful in Norwegian

Correct me if I’m wrong, but 200 ft into the U.S. from Tijuana, Mexico would be in the City of San Ysidro, not San Diego … unless they meant the County of San Diego rather than the City of San Diego.

The Eagles should have started their tour in Norway.

An ode to the Human Cannonball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBYAdSaxdt0

I thought that, unlike fish with movable gills, all sharks had to be swimming forward to force fresh oxygen into their gills!

Wow……just wow

There is Paradise in Michigan, some 300 plus miles north of Hell.

it’s not the launch,

it’s not the journey

it’s the landing

Ah yes, i read these in the early afternoon and figure that many a folks would have already referred to the Hell in Michigan. And I was right, Hell would have frozed over if there weren’t any such comments …

Speaking of Hell freezing over, two Cleveland boys were spending time in Hell after they died in a car crash. The devil’s assistance noticed that they were enjoying themselves so he cranked up the thermostat. They were still enjoying themselves and when he inquired these Cleveland boys stated that it’s so cold in Cleveland that they welcomed the heat. So the devil told the assistance to make it extremely cold for them. After a day, those Cleveland boys were celebrating and whooping it up. When the assistance asked why they said, “Hell frozed over so the Indians / Browns must have won the championship!”

Immigration was waiting for Mr. Smith Jr. to land …

Just to be pedantic, the city of San Diego stops short of the southern border by a few miles. He couldn’t have landed in San Diego. Even IB is a stretch.

Apparently it is still debatable as to whether or not sharks sleep.-———————————————————————————————————————————————-—-Do Sharks Ever Sleep, and How?Mysteries Remain as to Whether Various Shark Species Ever Sleep

https://www.thoughtco.com/do-sharks-sleep-2291555

Trump has issued an order declaring David an illegal immigrant…

San Diego is not a border town. It is about 20 miles from Tijuana.

The latest in anti- wall technology in Mexico

the first to travel that way? you mean there were more????

Half the comments on this comic have the swear word 1134.