In Security by Bea R. for May 08, 2019

Doc looks a bit like her dad. ✨

Thought as much. Lay off the beer and schnitzel.

“You’re Fat”, gotta love a doctor who uses the medical terms. I have to admit I’m kind of glad Sedine’s not pregnant, I hope she and Sam do have kids, but not for a long time, I really believe there’s a lot more story left in a world revolving around wildchild Sedine and the responsible yet somewhat emotional Sam. :)

This is gonna be humiliating to explain to everyone. Maybe Sedine can swallow something with a heartbeat to keep the charade going. XD

If those are the only choices I’d hope a child of Sedine’s would become a celebrity. If he took after his mother and became a lawyer I’m certain every court appearance would end in a physcial fight and a show of martial arts.

Eeyup, called it.

saw this coming a mile away, too.

I’m surprised no one has commented about the doctor smoking.

I realise the panel is drawn for comedic effect, but smoking should be banned around patients and in medical centres … cough … wheeze, lol.

A doc smoking while examining a possibly pregnant woman. Did Sedine travel back in time?

I thought so. Can’t get pregnant without sex and Sedine’s too dumb to use a turkey baster….

Anyone else besides me just heard a bomb dropped?

Figured THAT was comin’.

I have heard people say that the pounds go right to their belly, but that is ridiculous.

Houston… In Security base, here – the other shoe has landed.

Ouch. You have some splaining to do.

Oh!!! that’s gonna leave a mark!

Told you.

Bhahahaha!!!

I had a negative reaction toward the fourth panel of this cartoon (I had sensed rudeness in its text of “A DIET. YOU’RE FAT…”).

That sorta figures

Those are just round figures of course…

I love the trope of the smoking doctor…

To save face, she must adopt a baby.

Tomorrow’s strip: She bumps into someone in the parking lot, and the old lady says, “Watch it, fatso!”

Someone’s going to be really mad shortly. Who will she blame for this?

Did I nail it, or what? A couple of days ago, when she was shopping with Roy’s wife and she noticed that her tummy was a bit bigger… and I said that she probably had one of those Alica Silverstone tummies… Was I right? Was I right? Then, she went right out and started eating for two… three… four… and now she is probably going to be confused for ‘Mama June’, (before she lost weight)… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6W2tXk6yBs

I guess she didn’t connect this thing that usually happens ’bout once a month to women with the idea of sudden pregnancy…

Yep. What did I say? Thank you and goodnight.

In this day a doctor who smokes while examining a patient?

The local newspaper’s gonna have to print a retraction.

Third panel: If Sedine was pregnant, her idea of the perfect job for the kid would be entertainment attorney.

Think of the children!!!

That’s the kind of doctor that socialized medicine produces; all the good ones just stay home. I recently escaped from Medicaid (ugh) to real doctors participating in Medicare.

Oh, and that will be $800 billed to your insurance company, and we want $50 from you.

She might as well go ahead and get preggers, but find another doc.

I fear she’s going to have that bowel movement someone asked about a while back…

Called it, this guy right here lol

And drop the cigarette. Doctors don’t smoke on patients.

I KNEW IT!