Congratulations, Nate! This ’toon actually make me chuckle out loud, and it is a rare ’toon that does that.
You’re confusing “obsolescent” with “obsolete.”
“Everione”? Spell check should have caught that.
“The brutal sting of cold porcelain….”? Did you ever think of actually CHECKING that the seat was down before sitting?
How long does a dead strip have to stay here and rot until it is finally eliminated?
In the bathroom of a barbershop I used to go to was a sign instructing the users to leave the seat in the “up” position when they were done. Not surprisingly the barbers were all men.
Be proud of the kitty! After all, it’s speaking a foreign language.
In my family we would say that the dad is using “DVS”….“Dripping Venomous Sarcasm.”
MY way of packing is logical! YOUR way of packing is quirky.