Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    I hope that’s requiem for this character.

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    About time somebody shot him.

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    DarthRevan  over 5 years ago

    The next day: “he un-died”

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    Baseball! in December?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    I know the music pun is based on Johann Sebastian, but I don’t get the baseball pun.

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    meg_grif  over 5 years ago

    Franz’s composing days are over. Now he gets to decompose.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s not going to help the pitcher’s Earned Pun Average, is it.

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    Algolei I  over 5 years ago

    Technically, he only shot him. He’s not necessarily dead yet.

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    Clement Taylor  over 5 years ago

    A balk

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    kraftjeff  over 5 years ago

    I got to balk on this one too…. would have worked better in October…

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Unusual for Rat to use a gun – that kills quickly. I would have thought he’d use his baseball bat – it’s more hands-on and would have drawn out Franz’s suffering which. I think, would be more to Rat’s liking.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Dumb Rat does not no the rules of baseball …… Stephan please hit Rat in the head with a baseball bat ;-)

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    On this occasion, Rat gives us less Bach, more Glock.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Perbacco is an Italian interjection wich in some dialect can also be Perbac and from here the pun Per Bach , in English could be “wow” , “heavens” or “my goodness”

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    wllilly1960  over 5 years ago

    …I always knew that Rat was gangsta! Rat-at-tat-tat, I shot him with my gat! I got my (female dogs), they make me much riches. I give you stiches, leave you in the ditches! I wet’cha cuz’ you tried to steal my street corner where my boyz sell crack! Your mama will be your only mourner and that’s a (fornicatin’) fact!

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    Bad pun but he’s still gonna… run with it. Surprised no one described a balk as Fake Moves!

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    cruff  over 5 years ago

    Maybe a balk?

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    jmartin1955  over 5 years ago

    Thank you Rat. Let’s hope he stays dead.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The pitcher was chicken, so he bawked.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Thank you, Rat

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Has, Rat, ever shot anyone before?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And you’re next,Pastis.

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    Gloria Fleming  over 5 years ago

    I love puns, but you’re really reaching with this one Stephan.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    It would have been more obscure but he should have said “A Homer”

    Sidney Homer, Sr. (9 December 1864 – 10 July 1953) was a classical composer, primarily of songs. He put Thayer’s poem “Casey at the bat” to music in 1920.

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    mail2jbl  over 5 years ago

    This would work better if it were actually baseball season in December.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Leave it alone, Steph.

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    Blot  over 5 years ago

    balk-fake pitch

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    Senseless waste of human life.

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    Josieq  over 5 years ago

    Same.

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    skipper1992  over 5 years ago

    And everyone in New England is puzzled as to what the joke is.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Yes, that was worthy of homicide. And I laughed.

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    Runner on third, eh?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    There just aren’t enough surprising murders in comic strips these days.

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    phredturner  over 5 years ago

    The federal prison at Maxwell AFB in Alabama would be perfect. Great view of the golf course there when he’d be outside for exercise in the yard.

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    Randal Nelson  over 5 years ago

    BACH = BALK

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s not just the bad pun — but why, oh why does Pastis have to pick on my Dodgers? Aren’t we already in enough pain?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    THANK YOU, RAT!!

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    Gigi04  over 5 years ago

    He’s Bach at it again.

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    oakie817  over 5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/WwdI-gbm5kE

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    Comicness7  over 5 years ago

    NO MORE PUNS YAAAAAY actually, I bet he undies

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Let it be so! Farewell, Franz!

    Now, about Cartoon-Boy, Rat….

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    tonypezzano  over 5 years ago

    Rat put him out of our misery.

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    carljoerger  over 5 years ago

    It’s time for Jef the Cyclist to meet Franz.

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    carljoerger  over 5 years ago

    Jef the Cyclist – “Where’s Franz?”Rat – “I shot him. Why?”Jef – “We were going to tune up his Bach.”Rat (with smoking gun, to Stephan) – “This is fun!”

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Don’t forget to rinse-your-coffee-cup

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    Falcon Frank 60  over 5 years ago

    THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH RAT ! BUT AIM BETTER ! ! !

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    FilFernandes  over 5 years ago

    bach = BALK -baseball term (illegal motion by a pitcher)

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