I remember reading a news story several years ago, 2 guys thought they were having the luckiest day of their life, they were visiting a local beach next to a state campground and met 2 teenage girls who agreed to party with the boys at their campsite if the boys provided the drinks. Since the boys were underage they needed someone to buy for them so they approached 2 guys parked outside a liquer store and asked them to buy for them, offering them a garbage bag full of cans and bottles to cover the price. The 2 guys looked at each other and then pulled out their wallets to show the boys their badges. The 2 boys apparently found someone to buy for them because later that night they were caught trying to sneak into the alcahol free state campground with a case of beer.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
Go with “McLovin” and they’ll be so bemused by the name they won’t check the age.
over 5 years ago
His looks are certainly not apeeling.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Pickled Bananas? That’s something new.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
She’s a smarter apple than to fall for that one,
gammaguy over 5 years ago
With that color, he’s definitely not mature.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Get back, Banana Cat.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Your actual age on your ID card. Of course, what’s suspicious about that?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
Better try a different plan-tain, kid.
joe piglet Premium Member over 5 years ago
He should know they don’t serve bananas in Scranton Pa.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
But bananas ripen so quickly. He’ll probably be yellow by the time he opens a can.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
Reminds me when my buddies and I would argue over who looked the oldest.Four or five guys drinkin’ on a quart. Big time hustlers back then.
uniquename over 5 years ago
It’s the glasses that sunk him.
I’m guessing this place only sells hard cider?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Could have gotten away with Pete Plantain.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
His brother is Ben Nana.
darcyandsimon over 5 years ago
Actually, I don’t get the joke!
Croms over 5 years ago
I wonder what Nana Nana must think of her Grandson?
posstockhoarder over 5 years ago
Where can I buy that triple-x beer?! Looks better than even Duff Beer!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Better split kid.
daleandkristen over 5 years ago
You ain’t ripe, kid!
BrettShaff over 5 years ago
Should have gotten his older friend Beau to buy it for him.
patlaborvi over 5 years ago
I remember reading a news story several years ago, 2 guys thought they were having the luckiest day of their life, they were visiting a local beach next to a state campground and met 2 teenage girls who agreed to party with the boys at their campsite if the boys provided the drinks. Since the boys were underage they needed someone to buy for them so they approached 2 guys parked outside a liquer store and asked them to buy for them, offering them a garbage bag full of cans and bottles to cover the price. The 2 guys looked at each other and then pulled out their wallets to show the boys their badges. The 2 boys apparently found someone to buy for them because later that night they were caught trying to sneak into the alcahol free state campground with a case of beer.
sufamelico over 5 years ago
" Tolerance, is better served with a doubled measure of patience" (Anonymous)
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
That clerk must be older than he looks — he’s not buying the green banana….
Daeder over 5 years ago
His real name is Beau, not Bob.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very clever! Had to read it twice but then it clicked!