Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Not a big fan of religion but that doesn’t explain all of history. The desire to acquire wealth and land had much to do with wars.

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    Change “religion” to “party” and “love” to “power” and you have our current political forum.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And God, pinching the bridge of his nose, mutters, “eefkg idiots!”

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    FREEDOM!  over 5 years ago

    Religion Wars I: Opposite Love

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Too bad it’s not.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sadly true.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    If the only thing in religious books was love, there would peace. Unfortunately, there are other things in those books.

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      over 5 years ago

    Actually, it still remains in the present.

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    nadie1943  over 5 years ago

    I’m a big fan of religion but that doesn’t explain all of history. The desire to acquire wealth and land had much to do with wars.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Um, love kills?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    Most religions preach some variation on “Love thy neighbor as thyself.” The problem is that many people don’t care to pay attention, and even if they do, they hate themselves…

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    Adiraiju  over 5 years ago

    Suddenly, the religions that say “My god wants a blood sacrifice, so we’ll be attacking you every few years to get prisoners of war” sound pretty honest, at least.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Rat’s take on any subject needs to be taken with a pinch of salt!

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    colddonkey  over 5 years ago

    Even if not all it sure is the largest reason now days.

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    Ratbrat  over 5 years ago

    Religion is man’s attempt to quantify God. Can’t be done.

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    mudak326  over 5 years ago

    Let’s be fair: all religions have teachings about what happens after you die. So they’re fighting to the death over that…

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    cdgar  over 5 years ago

    Religion has produced more strife and death in 2,000 years than all of the wars put together.

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    dlkrueger33  over 5 years ago

    Interesting read: “God is Not Great. How Religion Poisons Everything” by Christopher Hitchens.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 5 years ago

    Funny thing … was less religous wars with the civs that had more gods. Sure, they had gods set for war, but that wasn´t a war in their name just good old conquest.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Always tried to learn from history not explain it…especially when using Rat logic :-o

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    Simon Seamount  over 5 years ago

    Because religion is about power, not love.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    This cartoon should serve to remind that a single focus, ego centered, closed mind often leads to a closed casket.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And Rat is 100% CORRECT for once!!!

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Lot of pontificating here from folks who seem to disdain religion. In any case, the last 100 years has been punctuated by violence, murder, and whatnot perpetrated by atheist communist regimes such as Pol Pot, Stalinism, and the like. This is a good indicator that people will use any reason to justify killing and oppressing others. Religion is an excuse people used before they realized they could be monsters without appealing to the Pentateuch or the Koran.

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    johnschutt  over 5 years ago

    So little knowledge and understanding both in the strip and in the comments…

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    and if you call me terrorist I’ll put a bomb on you because I have to prove you wrong

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    Reader  over 5 years ago

    I’m tiring of Pastis, instead of being clever, just tweaking a hot issue with some trite or simplistic “commentary.” It appears, however, that I may be the only one.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not even close, Pig

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    My sky god is bigger than your sky god.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Oolon Colluphid , the author of the “trilogy of philosophical blockbusters” entitled Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?. Explained it nicely.

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    “Northern Conservative† Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” ……

    https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Religion conquers all.

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    rlaker22j  over 5 years ago

    Well we’ll all find out in the end won’t we

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    DarthRevan  over 5 years ago

    Atheists are no different from religious people. They so no God, they say there is a God, and they fight over it. Atheism is just like another religion. And if you really want to go there, most religious-based atrocities in the past 150 years in the US were done by Atheists.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    Jesus commanded the disciples to make other disciples. He did not command them to do it by force. Islam, on the other hand:

    “Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.” Sura 9:29

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    My father was fond of saying that religion was responsible for so many wars. I thought he was too cynical but as I’ve gotten old myself I have come to realize just how right he was. Sorry Dad!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 5 years ago

    Religion is only as good as the person practicing it. Don’t blame religion for the jerks, bullies, and powermongers who use it as an excuse for being evil. Most religions also have good people out doing good things. Right now, although most people have forgotten it happened, we still have various religious organizations on the ground where Florence and Michael destroyed lives. A tornado destroyed a chunk of my town in the spring, and the local churches are still holding fundraisers to help those affected.

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    Agapostemon  over 5 years ago

    Both appear to be saying the same words, but each has a different meaning for who qualifies as a fellow man deserving of brotherly love.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The problem isn’t with the religions, it’s with the people. People twist and corrupt anything we touch. Look at our laws and politics. Heck look at what we’ve done to our planet.

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    the1951hapster  over 5 years ago

    …and so it goes, on and on, ’til we reach Armageddon.Until that comes, vote for Peace with Honor!

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    asmbeers  over 5 years ago

    Wrong premise.

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    simsku  over 5 years ago

    Emo Phillips had a great bit about this back in the 80’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    I consider my relationship with God to be a private matter between Me and Her.

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    whelan_jj  over 5 years ago

    Almost no religions actually have “love” as a central concept. Most emphasize the control gods have over everything and a few emphasize personal enlightenment. I’d argue it is only Christianity that actually enshrines “love” at its center, except that I don’t know about every other religion.

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    jbruins84341  over 5 years ago

    Having a form of Godliness, but they deny the Power thereof. JS-H:19

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “All of history explained.” Not quite. The Egyptians, Romans, Vikings, Huns, Mongols, etc., were all about conquering, not converting. And the 20th century Marxist-Communist regimes didn’t want anyone believing in ANY religion, and we see how THAT turned out…

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh God, do I wish…

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Kind of over-simplified. But not much.

    (BTW, my Religion of Love is THE ONE, you scummy unbelievers!)

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    FredCapp  over 5 years ago

    If a religion is the source of contention, the it would be better to be of no religion.

    ~Baha’u’llah, founder of the Baha’i Faith.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If you are having a crisis in faith, go to the nearest church, or whatever, and have that beaten down. It is your critical thinking kicking in.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So sad, and so true.

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    1.79mk  over 5 years ago

    In fact, there are quite few religions that are ”all about love for my fellow man”. It isn’t even the main tenet of Christianity, even though it is a general principle of the Christian ETHIC. Little wonder that people can wage war using religion as a cover.

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    therealdogman7770  over 5 years ago

    um, that’s hypocritical.

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    David  over 5 years ago

    In truth, only about two million people were killed throughout history in religious wars. Most people were killed because of Fascism (50 million) and Communism (100 million). Democratically free nations do not wage war on each other.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yeah…good thing it’s all in the past…..

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    siduous66  over 5 years ago

    I love it when this comic shows the truth

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    Seeker149 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I have the feeling just about every founder of a major religion is looking down on us and shaking their head in frustration.

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    The Old Wolf  over 5 years ago

    I am reminded of this amazing video: https://youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY

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    PBS1!  almost 4 years ago

    “Imagine there’s no heaven

    It’s easy if you try.

    No hades below us

    Above us only sky"

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