Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Somebody go over there with a big spatula.

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    GeifuKe  over 5 years ago

    Remove the legs, arms, shorts, and cap, and Stephan would literally be two couch potatoes, one on top of the other.

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Things could truly be worse if Steph was sitting on a couch with a vinyl cover wearing his speedo instead

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    MrFixit  over 5 years ago

    How about those vinyl seat covers they used to put in cars? Try getting in the car and sitting on those with shorts on a hot August day.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When Pastis does get up, the separation of shorts from leather is going to make a most embarrassing sound.

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    sapepgoldman  over 5 years ago

    Only on Pearls Before Swine can the cartoon character meet it’s creator for lunch.

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    So he’s been sitting there for a week already. No wonder he looks so … um …thin.

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Hate when that happens……..could it happen to a Croc ?

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    You’d think he would have learned from that tongue-on-lamppost incident from last February!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My mother always wanted a leather couch. She finally got it! She hated it! It was not comfortable.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    But it’s September.

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    SusieB  over 5 years ago

    Real leather is not that bad for being sticky, but vinyl or faux leather is horrible

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    WHAT was he thinking?!?

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    At least he had shorts on.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHzWBLHAbFg

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Aw c’mon, Pastis, we know you don’t wear pants or shorts around the house.

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    Seed_drill  over 5 years ago

    I remember either my dad or grandpa thinking that duct taping the cracked vinyl seats in my car would be a good idea. The also put it on the ripped floor mat, so it would stick to my foot every time I needed to brake or engage the clutch.

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    AtariDragon  over 5 years ago

    Just in time for football season.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    I never knew Steph was into leather!

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    falcon_370f  over 5 years ago

    Actually while the leather is still hot and pliable is when he can escape. When it cools and hardens, then he’s stuck until it remelts.

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    Brain Pudding  over 5 years ago

    Ow…the pasty white legs are burning my eyes….OW OW OOOWWW! IT BURNS!

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy looks like he’s already wasting away; his legs are so scrawny! Looks like rickets, I fear. Maybe he’ll have to be put down, humanely of course, before winter arrives….

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    neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My first car had black vinyl bench seats. You could almost hear the sizzle when you got in on a sunny summer day.

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    HarryLime Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Obviously cartoonists don’t make enough money to buy an air conditioner. Poor Steph!

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    YouBetchaAy  over 5 years ago

    I can relate…

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