Tom Toles for May 27, 2018

Can we start calling him “Citizen Donnie Trumpette” yet?

OK, but the game I’m playing right now is “Where In the World is Melaria Tяump?”

Xi Jinping of China, Kim Jong Un of North Korea and Moon Jae-in of South Korea are playing four-dimensional chess, and Trump is playing checkers. With Legos.

Toles has it, only one square and piece matters to him, it isn’t just that he’s stupid, but that he can’t see beyond himself, and the new suit of clothes they can sell him so easily.

TRUMP’S DEALS ARE STINGS – {rhyme}

He’d told us his dealings are deft,

that his dealings are chockfull in heft.

But instead The Donald has cleft

our system, – and has left us bereft

of all but the Trumpites’ theft.

We Others have nothing left.

“Crown me as King

who gets Everything.”

Each of Trump’s deals is a sting.

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So that’s why he thinks the press is out to jump him.

His whole ‘canceling’ the peace talks thing is part of his game of distractions from the Mueller investigation. He is going to drop something he is juggling sooner or later.

He doesn’t have the attention span nor skill to complete a game of checkers.

Obviously Trump is a stupid person who does not understand how the real world works. He would rather destroy everything than help anyone except for the one per cent.

Eventually more will realize that strong leaders and democratic republics are mutually exclusive and that all citizens in a republic should have equal rights/protections under the law. Justice should not be only for old wealthy white men in a republic.

Any other games have too many moving parts for this Dumbass to figure out how to play…

Brilliant!

T Rump: taking the “fact” out of “fact-checker” for 71 years…

In an article I read yesterday the reporter…. the journalist…. asked Trump why he was always attacking the media. Trump was quoted as saying that by attacking the media he could ensure that no one would believe anything that the media would report about himself. Trump knows that truth is the biggest weapon that can be used against him so he needs to disparage the media to ensure that the media can never be believed so that the truth will never win. Perhaps that’s an insight into why Trump constantly lies and then builds on the lies by denying the lies and then turning the lies into a different lie but never turns it into any type of Truth that can be fact-checked.

“Because his game is ‘checker’.”

Fake news! He never checks anything before he says or tweets it.

Remember, in his mind he can king himself with every move especially when there is no other player on the board. (He does have to do something when the commercials are on.)

Trump plays “checker” with just one piece, and poker with just one card—a deuce, and, no, unlike Stormy Davis, it ain’t wild!

Check out his checkered past.

Why do all world leaders seem to outsmart Trump? Because Trump is a moron/idiot with a limited vocabulary and negotiating skills.

Trump’s constant BS about fake news has emboldened despots to claim the negative reports about them are fake news too.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/jan/22/jeff-flake/donald-trumps-fake-news-epithet-emboldens-despots-/

I would think that Trump couldn’t be past tic-tac-toe.